Things you should be immediately banned from twitter for(aside from being a nazi)

*Quote tweeting people to make a sarcastic comment

* Using your real name and a photo of you as your handle and avatar, and only using your twitter to agree with everything an internet celebrity says

*Following Seinfeld2000

*Screencapping people to make a sarcastic comment

*Referring to "the ratio"

*Dunking on the TV show Black Mirror in the exact same way unfunny hacks have been dunking on that show since it was a glimmer in Charlie Brooker's eye

*Use of the term "smoothbrains"

*Being Krang T Nelson

Comments

  • kill living beings
    Actually I'm just going to shoot everyone on twitter with a gun, which will kill them, because they made tweets
  • I can all but hear the chimes
    They are long and loud and slow
    Earlier today I saw The Black Mirror Joke, but inexplicably Scottish themed, which made it really good
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Actually I'm just going to shoot everyone on twitter with a gun, which will kill them, because they made tweets

    D:
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Actually I'm just going to shoot everyone on twitter with a gun, which will kill them, because they made tweets

    you do you
  • extremely not so but maybe just a tad yes
    the ratio tho
  • The Anatomy of Moolancholy
    twitter is a crime against humanity
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I maintain all of these things
  • I can all but hear the chimes
    They are long and loud and slow
    Odradek said:

    Actually I'm just going to shoot everyone on twitter with a gun, which will kill them, because they made tweets

    you do you
    honestly, a visionary post
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