Everyone loves milkshake duck, the duck that drinks milkshakes

Odradek

We regret to inform you we're not going to be gross fucking creeps and dig into this goddamn famous for five second duck's entire life story to revoke the absurd praise we just heaped on it five seconds ago, and you should feel ashamed for thinking of it

Klinotaxis

Something just occurred to me. How could a duck use a straw? I don't think it could.

Imipolex G

my milkshake brings all the ducks to the yard

eriophora zia

Klinotaxis said:

Something just occurred to me. How could a duck use a straw? I don't think it could.

Bill adapters would be necessary.

Klinotaxis

How would it get suction, eriophora? How could it make a sealed vacuum

Salix Babylonika

I think it just sticks its head in the milkshake and goes barruuuumbabsbasdaspdoapdppaspsapopphphtlplpplplplpth.

Imipolex G

hey

got any shakes

eriophora zia

Klinotaxis said:

How would it get suction, eriophora? How could it make a sealed vacuum

it's like a sock for their bill! Kind of annoying to take on and off and probably not worth it, all told. 

Fossilmaiden

why are you assuming the duck is using a straw in the first place

eriophora zia

Given the large amounts of duck-centric straw marketing, it stands to reason that there must be an anatidaen audience out there. 

Klinotaxis

Who the hell drinks a milkshake without a straw? I'm assuming that this duck is a duck of taste, despite the recent revelation about the events of her fourth grade spelling bee that myrmidon alluded to.

Fossilmaiden

Sometimes the milkshake is too thick to go up the straw!

glennmagusharvey

i just spent 15 minutes wiki-walking about duck breeds

glennmagusharvey

...i just realized that this is a meme, thanks to finding it on the KYM twitter

Salix Babylonika

Jane said:

I think it just sticks its head in the milkshake and goes barruuuumbabsbasdaspdoapdppaspsapopphphtlplpplplplpth.

Crystal

Can confirm.