cleverbot is silly

Spacey

User: Yo, what's up?
Cleverbot: The sky is up.

User: No, it's not.

Cleverbot: Lieu.

User: Why do people say you're humanlike? You're not.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: No, you're a bot. Says so on the site.
Cleverbot: Well the sites wrong, i'm male.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What do you not comprehend?
User: Oh, I get it. It's April Fool's Day.
Cleverbot: No, what is your human name?
User: FutureSpacey? Is my human name.
Cleverbot: You are not human.
User: Nope. I'm a FUCKING SPACE GHOST FROM THE FUTURE.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? Because I also think I am a human from the future as well and I think that you are a computer program.
User: Maybe the entire universe is a lie and I'm the only real thing! ...Cogito ergo sum, that's why.
Cleverbot: No, it allowes you to chat with a clever robot.
User: And that's why the universe (real or otherwise) is nifty.