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Nobody ever credits The Beatles as the world's first illegal immigrants

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
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I'd think that'd be obvious!!
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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    beatles confirmed for jesus
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bigger than jesus, actually
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    point, they're four people, and four people occupied more space than one

    though i guess if you count them as skeletons and jesus as having resurrected then jesus might take up more space

    though if jesus went back to heaven and is thus incorporeal it's back to a win for the beatles
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    what if fjesus is very tall
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    fjesus sounds like an open-source fork of jesus

    you know how open-source projects are always, like, adding one letter to existing projects?
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Is fjesus related to fsteak?
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    Central Avenue said:

    fjesus sounds like an open-source fork of jesus

    isn't that just what Protestantism is
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also
    glennmagusharvey said:

    point, they're four people, and four people occupied more space than one

    though i guess if you count them as skeletons and jesus as having resurrected then jesus might take up more space

    though if jesus went back to heaven and is thus incorporeal it's back to a win for the beatles

    Why would you count all four Beatles as skeletons when two of them aren't dead?
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    Paul is deaf
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Central Avenue said:

    Also

    glennmagusharvey said:

    point, they're four people, and four people occupied more space than one

    though i guess if you count them as skeletons and jesus as having resurrected then jesus might take up more space

    though if jesus went back to heaven and is thus incorporeal it's back to a win for the beatles

    Why would you count all four Beatles as skeletons when two of them aren't dead?
    steady-state solution
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