What AREN'T Millennials killing??

Princess Alice

[x]

Crystal

Oh my God that Democracy one though.

Fossilmaiden

I can't believe we murdered crowdfunding.

Imipolex G

these darn kids!

Yarrun XIX

Load up on guns, bring your friends

Princess Alice

Silly Yarrun, that's Generation X

Yarrun XIX

Who knows, maybe if we touch them with our filthy millenial hands, we'll kill them by accident.

Fossilmaiden

Also what is serendipity?

did we do a hit on the abstract concept of good luck

Calica

they might not have killed the 9-5 weekday, just pointed out that it's dead

Bee

Fossilmaiden said:

I can't believe we murdered crowdfunding.

we brought it into this world, we can take it out!

"Have Millenials killed Serendipity?"

God I hope so.  That movie was awful.  And I'm pretty sure we're not the ones who killed home ownership; that was pretty stone dead by the time we were out of college.

Tachyon

'have millennials killed' is the new 'dan vs'

Tachyon

also wow, millennials really have it in for the McDonald's menu

Section42L

At least the wine cork managed to survive the cruel millennials' attempts to kill it...

Anonus

Why go to Applebee's? The entire experience takes much more time than it needs to and the food is overpriced

Princess Alice

says the boy who went on a date at Max & Erma's

Alduin

To be honest, I'm glad the McWrap is dead.

Section42L

Excuse you.

The chicken snack wraps are all I eat at McDonalds.

Odradek

Did you know the McRib was invented as a promotional thing for the Flintstones movie

Princess Alice

oh my god I just noticed "Why Are Millennials Killing Their Bosses?"

as if we're literally coming into work with shotguns and murdering our managers in front of everyone

I mean, I'm sure a lot of us have felt like doing that, but...

Anonus

Central Avenue said:

says the boy who went on a date at Max & Erma's

They don't have those where I live!

Odradek said:

Did you know the McRib was invented as a promotional thing for the Flintstones movie

Wow, I didn't know marketing was that sophisticated in 1966

Tachyon

if wraps are dead why are we making them constantly

like it always happens, you're the only one on your station, you're keeping your levels low because you haven't been selling much, and then like thirty wrap stickers come through at once

Sredni Vashtar

I, for one, welcome the death of the Canadian tourism industry, given that it will soon be entertaining a whole new "visiting defectors and asylum seekers from the southern border" industry to make up for the lost monies.

Imipolex G

You know what else millennials are killing? Themselves

Imipolex G

yeah I know, not funny

glennmagusharvey

Imipolex G said:

yeah I know, not funny

ehh, it's not like a thread with this title would have stayed non-spicy for long

glennmagusharvey

glennmagusharvey said:

Imipolex G said:

yeah I know, not funny

ehh, it's not like a thread with this title would have stayed non-spicy for long

someone's gonna say that i'm killing spiciness by using the term like this

Salix Babylonika

wait a minute

' "Promiscous' Milennials are killing McDonald's '

???????????

Klinotaxis

what, you wanna fuck in a mcdonalds?

nobody wants to fuck in a mcdonalds

Imipolex G

I can't help it if Wendy is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy more attractive than Ronald McDonald!

Tachyon

but millennials aren't having sex

Anonus

Tachyon said:

but millennials aren't having sex

some of us are

Tachyon

write in to the paper and demand more stringent fact-checking

Imipolex G

fact-checking? in journalism?

Viani

https://www.buzzfeed.com/michelleregna/29-things-millennials-were-accused-of-killing-in-the-year-20?bffbmain&ref=bffbmain&utm_term=.nbMpXX6L5#.aalz88aWm

29 more things!

lee4hmz

for once, I'd like to see an article about what millennials do like

and one that's not complaining about how much money they spend at Whole Foods, either

Tachyon

lee4hmz said:

what millennials do like

Taylor Swift, emojis, self-service checkouts

lee4hmz

cool, I like all those things too

Imipolex G

self-service checkouts are good

Bee

lee4hmz said:

for once, I'd like to see an article about what millennials do like

killing things, obviously

Imipolex G said:

self-service checkouts are good

Tell that to the already crashing and burning economy.

Obā-san

(*walks up to the economy, which is on fire*)

self service checkouts are good

(*wanders off, leaving it to writhe in agony*)

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Imipolex G

*goes up to crashing and burning economy*

self-service checkouts are good, see you in hell

Fossilmaiden

millennials are literally serial killers now

Odradek

That's right, I posted a Decemberists song and there's nothing you can do to stop me

*evil laugh*

Sredni Vashtar

I like that song.

I actually like most of The Decemberists' output.

Section42L

The Decembrists are Good, Actually.

This song by them is also appropriate for this thread:

eriophora zia

Anonus said:

Why go to Applebee's? The entire experience takes much more time than it needs to and the food is overpriced

I like stealing their little wooden cubes with apples on them. That is their only redeeming aspect though, tbh.

Sredni Vashtar

My experiences there have mostly been neutral to positive?

*shrug*

Crystal

Same.

Which, now that I think about it, is kind of surprising. So uh props I guess.

Klinotaxis

the one time i ate there the food was real good, but indeed expensive

Bee

Sredni Vashtar said:

My experiences there have mostly been neutral to positive?

*shrug*