ITT we create workplace training certificates

edited 2017-07-16 23:30:39 in General

MIT


This is to certify that

GLENN HARVEY

has successfully completed

Managing Hazardous Waste

on

June 27, 2006

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  • MIT


    This is to certify that

    GLENN HARVEY

    has successfully completed

    MIT Research Involving Human Subjects

    on

    June 26, 2006
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why did the Safety Fairy sign off on this
  • The above two "certificates" are, with a few minor changes (specifically my name and font style/sizes), literally the text shown on two certificates of completion that I was directed to after completing the abovenamed trainings, in preparation for some biology lab work that involved human-derived cell lines, which also happened to involve small amounts of radioactive substances.

    I printed them out.

    They are rather amusing as they don't even bother making a border for them or adding any fancy decorations such as fancier font (the originals are just in Times New Roman) or signature lines.  They consist solely of text and have no pictures.  The text is merely multiple lines of center-justified things as shown above.  Very, very barebones.

    Also very mutatable.


    BELPHEGOR UNIVERSITY


    This is to certify that

    Rayne Lindwurm

    has successfully completed

    Managing Magical Wastes

    on

    October 18, 2007
  • edited 2017-07-16 23:35:56

    why did the Safety Fairy sign off on this

    well, she has to, because otherwise this program of trainings can't get official approval from the higher-ups
  • edited 2017-07-16 23:36:19
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    UNIVERSITY OF CENTRALIA

    This is to certify that

    Imicow

    has successfully completed

    Bein' A Cow

    on

    May 25, 1994

  • TOTALLY REAL UNIVERSITY


    This is to certify that

    DY RE

    has successfully completed

    Forging Official Documents

    on

    February 30, 212
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    THE UNIVERSITY OF CENTRALIA

    This is to certify that

    Imicow

    has successfully completed

    Bein' A Cow

    on

    May 25, 1994
    fixed.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    to The or not to The

    what a silly question
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