I'm sad that I'll never have the body of a little girl.

Princess Alice · 2017-07-16 02:41:30

Haha, joke's on you! You expected a Central Avenue thread!!

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Dammit.

Imipolex G · 2017-07-16 02:42:39

I think I'd prefer to skip the "little" stage, personally

glennmagusharvey · 2017-07-16 05:19:18

consider: a 26-year-old girl in a 14-year-old girl's body

Calica · 2017-07-16 05:23:14

it was a DIO thread

eriophora zia · 2017-07-16 07:17:31

Central Avenue said:
Haha, joke's on you! You expected a Central Avenue thread!!

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Dammit.

Fooled so hard we looped right back around to not being fooled at all

Viani · 2017-07-16 07:21:41

You can have the body of a little girl if you fish her out of the lake before the cops find her

Imipolex G · 2017-07-16 07:28:42

good answer

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-07-16 07:29:27

Or head on down to Big Sal's Lightly Used Cadaver Emporium, although I think they mostly just have old people.

Viani · 2017-07-16 07:30:35

The visible inventory does not reflect the actual inventory. The little girl cadavers they ship never make it to the display area before they're sold.

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-07-16 07:33:02

This explains so much.

Cute undead guys are so hard to come by these days. I'll need to shop online.

Viani · 2017-07-16 07:58:37

Careful, make sure to check the return policy.

forfeit corpses are all the rage.

Princess Alice · 2017-07-16 16:34:03

This thread took a very weird turn.

Tatterhood · 2017-07-16 16:35:26

saw it coming tbh

Crystal · 2017-07-16 16:35:47

Princess Alice · 2017-07-17 02:21:03

It's kind of funny how Nazi Child is actually more in line with what I had in mind than...whatever those other posts were.

DYRE · 2017-07-17 02:23:34

imo i don't think i would like to be reincarnated as a nazi little girl

glennmagusharvey · 2017-07-17 02:36:59

DYRE said:
imo i don't think i would like to be reincarnated as a nazi little girl

Princess Alice · 2017-07-17 02:39:31

you people have no imagination.

Tatterhood · 2017-07-17 02:39:39

Tatterhood said:
The Saga of Paul Ryan the Evil

DYRE · 2017-07-17 02:40:41

Central Avenue said:
you people have no imagination.

It's more like I don't want to be a Nazi.

The being an anime little girl part would be acceptable.

glennmagusharvey · 2017-07-17 02:40:56

DYRE said:

Central Avenue said:
you people have no imagination.
It's more like I don't want to be a Nazi.

Princess Alice · 2017-07-17 02:41:25

DYRE said:

Central Avenue said:
you people have no imagination.
It's more like I don't want to be a Nazi.

The being an anime little girl part would be acceptable.

So we're agreed then.

*gives you a lollipop*

glennmagusharvey · 2017-07-17 02:42:53

/me gives Centie a bag of snickers

Calica · 2017-07-17 04:37:53

I thought Tanya the Evil was fighting in fantasy WWI so it's fantasy Imperial Germany, not fantasy Nazi Germany

Crystal · 2017-07-17 04:39:01

Basically.

Still a war crime committer though.

Princess Alice · 2017-07-17 04:41:13

Who hasn't committed a few war crimes in their day?

Princess Alice · 2017-09-02 19:01:56

Nobody answered that, so I assume you're all guilty of war crimes

Tatterhood · 2017-09-02 19:09:55

I did punch a war once

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-09-02 19:31:59

Prisoners of war!
They won't need you anymore.
All these borderlines have lied to us before.

vtk · 2017-09-03 20:32:48

If I could be a little kid and nobody cared if I ran around naked I wouldn't care if I was a little girl or a little boy

I'm sad that I'll never have the body of a little girl.

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