Two laws you might not have known about relating to the entertainment industry
1: If a rock band wants to release either a concept album or a rock opera, they must first flip a coin. If it comes up heads, the rock opera is legally required to be about a dystopian future where Rock and Roll is banned. It was not clarified that it must be a rock band until the landmark case of Deltron 3030 vs The Music Industry
2. Whenever a comedian is asked what their biggest influences are, they are required to include Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin in their list. If they do not do this, they are assassinated by a trained sniper.
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Law 1 in action!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
See also: Janelle Monae, who is exempt due to being an R&B performer
Sadly I'm not a comedian in the entertainment industry.