explain algebra says the chidl

Tatterhood

well says the wzuiard it begins like this:

suppose math, but not numbers, instead you've juts got some letterso r mayb e some other bullshit

ok says the kid then what

you must solve for x says the wizrads

Tatterhood

the thing putting my tags exactly baskcwards kinda messes the whole thing up

Calica

your time stream got reversed

it's kinda like twin peaks

Tatterhood

thtas algebra for you

glennmagusharvey

"so you know how a person has two ears?  so two people have four ears, and three people have six ears?  what if i told you you didn't know how many people there were?  you wouldn't know how many ears there were, right?  but you would always know that there are twice as many ears as people."

Tatterhood

ok said the child neow expalin abstract angebra

its very easy sayd the wizrd. you solve for x but now x might be a apple ora racoon or something istead of a number

the chidl didnt understand this

look yuo idiot, sayis the wizard now, if ykou learn to preform algebra ic operations on a racoon it can be an x to

well fine said the cild but hwat if im afraid of raccons

tehn you cant do math said the wizrd

glennmagusharvey

If you learn to preform algebra, I see operations on a raccoon; it can be an x too.