Six Great Songs(The New World Order Wants You To Think Are Bad)

Odradek

6: Come Sail Away by Styx

As it turns out, the Illuminati is not a big fan of the twist where it turns out that the angels are aliens. Thinking too hard about this song will leave you end up thinking about the things you're not supposed to be thinking and asking some questions about history you're not supposed to be asking.

5: The End by The Doors

The fewer fans of this song there are, the fewer people there are asking questions about Jim Morrison's death and figuring out how sketchy the details are. They don't want you to know what the blue bus is.

4: Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin

They'd prefer you worry and not be happy, and worry about not being happy. It's how they maintain control.

3: Horse With No Name by America

"So if you're out all alone in the desert, why didn't you name the horse?" says the voice of the psychotically fascist enlightenment technocrats who have held the world in their palm since 1X45

2: Macarthur Park by Richard Harris

Rumor has it that a high-ranking UN leader hated this song so much he personally had Richard Harris assassinated before he could finish more than two Harry Potter films

1: Beverly Hills by Weezer

Beverly Hills

That's where THEY don't want YOU to BE

Imipolex G

I always wondered why the horse had no name

Alduin

I dunno, I like Joy Division.

Alduin

Odradek said:

Macarthur Park by Richard Harris

Rumor has it that a high-ranking UN leader hated this song so much he personally had Richard Harris assassinated before he could finish more than two Harry Potter films

Now this I can understand.

OH NOOOOOOOOOO

Odradek

this was a good post darnit

Salix Babylonika

I know I say this every time but I think you'd be good at writing for ClickHole

Tre

They didn’t want me to make another anthem

So I made sure that I got another anthem

We da best music