Dark Souls purists after The Ringed City

Odradek

Tanya

Dark Souls fans have always been garbage. 

Tanya

I rescind my statement.

Dark Souls fans will never be happy.

and if that's not the most dark souls thing, then idk what is.

Crystal

Happiness is the real Dark Souls of emotions.

Or something.

Tanya

Crystal said:

Happiness is the real Dark Souls of emotions.

Or something.

Happiness is actually the roguelike of emotions.

anger is a metroidvania.

and Lust is the jrpg 

Klinotaxis

[claps hands together] so THAT'S why i think jrpgs are boring

Aliroz

Whoa, you too?

Imipolex G

how is anger a metroidvania?

Obā-san

love is a warm gun

Klinotaxis

Aliroz said:

Whoa, you too?

early technical restrictions resulted in RPGs without the fun of a DM making shit up. the numerical nature of the gameplay is so untenable that there were movements to action as soon as it was possible. and it's just meat.

Tanya

Imipolex G said:

how is anger a metroidvania?

discover new paths when you unlock power-ups

Tanya

retread old memories and realize through the scope of the new you, that things that happened to you piss you off way more now than they did when you were younger. 

Imipolex G

oh, so there are always new paths of anger opening up, until you've explored the entire Angry Castle.

Tanya

Yup