Fix'd. megathread

post your pbolemens and I will Fix. them
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  • the sun, in general.
  • edited 2017-05-19 02:21:41
    Thou shalt not be afraid; I am with you.
    world piss
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A very rude member of royalty keeps trying to invade my home.
  • I have no chocolate milk
  • “And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.” – Roald Dahl
    DYRE said:

    the sun, in general.

    an umbrella

    *stamps Fix'd. on your forehead*


    my hair

    Stop trying to pretend you're not bald

    *stamps Fix'd. on your forehead*


    world piss

    Planet-sized diapers.

    *stamps Fix'd. on your forehead*


    A very rude member of royalty keeps trying to invade my home.

    Bow down to all princesses.

    *stamps Fix'd. on the moon*


    I have no chocolate milk

    Purchase a dairy farm and a chocolate factory.

    *stamps Fix'd on both*
  • into the rainbow vein
    not currently on fire
  • “And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.” – Roald Dahl
    Jane said:

    not currently on fire

    Play with rechargeable batteries like children's toys.

    *stamps Fix'd. on your broom*
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    A very rude member of royalty keeps trying to invade my home.

    Bow down to all princesses.

    *stamps Fix'd. on the moon*
    May I see your fixing credentials, Ma'am?
  • “And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.” – Roald Dahl
    They're right here, in this cage labeled "Android Jail"
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