GET YOUR POSSIBLY ILLEGAL PENGUINS HERE!

edited 2012-03-18 15:12:27 in General
I've learned so much about penguins!

Such as them not liking to be outside in the snow very much and being similar to mammals!
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  • edited 2012-03-18 15:15:06
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

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    The Antarctic name inducing schizophrenia of this uber-imperial stout originates from the amount of time it spent exposed to extreme cold. This beer began life as a 10% imperial stout 18 months ago. The beer was aged for 8 months in an Isle of Arran whisky cask and 8 months in an Islay cask making it our first double cask aged beer. After an intense 16 month, the final stages took a ground breaking approach by storing the beer at -20 degrees for three weeks to get it to 32%.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    penguin 4 sale

    penguin 4 senate
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    ^ It's a CONSPIRACY!

    *puts on tinfoil hat* o.o
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