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Most stores put candy and pop by the checkouts to try to get you to make impulse purchases.

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
in General
Roses, however, aspires higher.

They're hoping you'll impulse-purchase a new stereo!

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  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    maybe i would if i had a few of those energy drinks surging through me at the time
  • HexartesHexartes
    The boxes for checkout candy are labeled "impulse" at Walmart.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    *waits until July 2 to pick up a layaway*
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    *makes fun of you for calling it "pop"*
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    glennmagusharvey said:

    *waits until July 2 to pick up a layaway*

    What, just to be contrary? Because I'm pretty sure at that point they'd have just pulled the item out of layaway and given your money back.


    Calica said:

    *makes fun of you for calling it "pop"*

    At least I'm not from one of those states where they call all pop "Coke" regardless of brand or flavor
  • HexartesHexartes
    You know, I remember people doing that here when I was younger but I haven't seen anyone do that in a while.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    Hexartes said:

    The boxes for checkout candy are labeled "impulse" at Walmart.

    also true of (at least) Wegman's, Dollar General, Dollar Tree, and Rite-Aid.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Our planogram (the thing that tells us where to put stuff in the store) very clearly labels this stuff "IMPULSE".
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yes, but do you put stereos there?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    if I want to
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I clearly remember places like Kmart having small electronics like calculators or pocket radios at the front end, but not, like, full-size stereos.
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