Comcast Dies, Spurring Contest for NBCUniversal

I can't believe Comcast is fucking dead


  • "Comcast is dead" - Friedrich Nietzshrek
  • The pineapple symbolizes evil
    who no longer works for Comcast on account of Comcast being dead
  • “And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.” – Roald Dahl
    if only
  • kill living beings
    as is traditional, competing firms will face each other in the arena for the honor of NBC Universal's hand
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