I shit myself today.

Gelzo · 2012-03-15 17:41:38

That'll show 'em.

But seriously, I was in the library getting ready to take a test online and that fart wasn't a fart. What the hell, I thought that wasn't supposed to happen between the ages of 13-60 unless you're drunk.

Odradek · 2012-03-15 17:43:43

I shit myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the stain
The only thing that's real

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Justice4243 · 2012-03-15 17:45:27

^^ This is where my head went.

NIN/Johnny Cash

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-15 17:46:19

But seriously, I was in the library getting ready to take a test online and that fart wasn't a fart.

So in other words, you shart yourself.

Gelzo · 2012-03-15 17:47:53

I went to the bathroom to clean up, and I threw my underpants in the trash while there.

It could have been worse, since it wasn't a full-on shit, but it did manage to leave a stain on my jeans.

Justice4243 · 2012-03-15 17:49:33

What have I become?

My smelly friend.

Every pair I own...gets thrown away...in the end.

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I shit myself today.

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