My Broom is standing up by itself

edited 2012-03-10 03:35:51 in General
and so are a ton of other people's, right now.

Heapers, is your broom standing up by itself? I thought it might be a joke but...it's not.

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  • It's 4:20 somewhere.
    ?
  • Must be Mickey Mouse's fault.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I dunno what this is supposed to mean, but

    a couple weeks ago I got a broom to stand up by itself at work

    freaked out one of my coworkers
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Doo doo doo

    doo doo doo

    doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I BLAME NICK CAGE!

    *Also, IN84 Vriska. 



  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    But can it tell jokes?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The piano has been drinking
    My necktie's asleep
    The combo went back to New York, and left me all alone
    The jukebox has to take a leak
    Have you noticed that the carpet needs a haircut?
    And the spotlight looks just like a prison break
    And the telephone's out of cigarettes
    As usual the balcony's on the make
    And the piano has been drinking, heavily
    The piano has been drinking
    And he's on the hard stuff tonight

    The piano has been drinking
    And you can't find your waitress
    Even with the Geiger counter
    And I guarantee you that she will hate you
    From the bottom of her glass
    And all of your friends remind you
    That you just can't get served without her
    The piano has been drinking

    The piano has been drinking
    And the lightman's blind in one eye
    And he can't see out of the other
    And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
    And he showed up with his mother
    And the piano has been drinking
    Without fear of contradiction I say
    The piano has been drinking

    Our Father who art in ?
    Hallowed by thy glass
    Thy kindom come, thy will be done
    On Earth as it is in the lounges
    Give us this day our daily splash
    Forgive us our hangovers
    As we forgive all those who continue to hangover against us
    And lead us not into temptation
    But deliver from evil and someone you must all ride home

    Because the piano has been drinking
    And he's your friend not mine
    Because the piano has been drinking
    And he's not my responsibility


  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The bouncer is this Sumo wrestler
    Kinda cream puff casper milk toast
    And the owner is just a mental midget
    With the I.Q. of a fencepost
    I'm going down, hang onto me, I'm going down
    Watch me skate across an acre of linoleum
    I know I can do it, I'm in total control
    And the piano has been drinking
    And he's embarassing me
    The piano has been drinking, he raided his mini bar

    The piano has been drinking
    And the bar stools are all on fire
    And all the newspapers were just fooling
    And the ash-trays have retired
    And I've got a feeling that the piano has been drinking
    It's just a hunch
    The piano has been drinking and he's going to lose his lunch
    And the piano has been drinking
    Not me, not me, The piano has been drinking not me
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