What should the new Imicomputer be named?

Imipolex G

Got a new computer. People think computers should have names.

Post suggestions if you wish and I will choose the best one. Disclaimer: best in my opinion.

glennmagusharvey

The Knowledge of Patchouli

Salix Babylonika

Boobulon

Fossilmaiden

Moon Sign "Silent Selene"

Tatterhood

lucy

glennmagusharvey

but

Fossilmaiden

Y'golonac

Yarrun XIX

Kevin

Imipolex G

keep going.

Yarrun XIX

Kevin Jr. 

Fossilmaiden

Oreadscylla, she who wanders both the seas, wielder of both squall and quake, of anger most violent and righteous, exalted be her name.

Tatterhood

compy mcputeface

Salix Babylonika

Harambe

Tatterhood

algebra machine

Salix Babylonika

Derek

Imipolex G

Harambe? seriously

Tatterhood

Beraham

glennmagusharvey

Imipolex H

Princess Alice

Breast Wishes

glennmagusharvey

Spadefoot Toad

Imipolex G

getting better

Salix Babylonika

John Madden The Football King

glennmagusharvey

Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD

glennmagusharvey

The Sacred Cow

glennmagusharvey

Cowculator

Imipolex G

glennmagusharvey said:

Cowculator

this is my favorite so far

glennmagusharvey

Beefy Rig?

(is it actually a beefy rig?)

but yeah I figured you'd like Cowculator

Imipolex G

it's not especially beefy

glennmagusharvey

Honestly, it ought to have a "The" in front of it.

The Cowculator.

Imipolex G

So, barring any brilliant future suggestions, the name is apparently going to be The Cowculator.

Calica

i like it

Imipolex G

thanks to all who contributed