The "Vriskozzy Talks A8out Work" thread

Vriska · 2011-07-23 15:25:59

For when TVTropes is down.

Orange Shirt Guy needs to come pay for his stuff.

Woman who just walked in shall 8e referred to as "8oo8zilla".

Imipolex G · 2011-07-23 21:39:43

Oh really

Princess Alice · 2011-07-23 22:22:38

Somehow I knew Imi would be all over that

Vriska · 2011-07-24 10:57:17

Yeah each of her 8oo8s was the size of my -head-. She was 8ig all over though. 8ut yeah 8luh 8luh huge tits.

Imipolex G · 2011-07-24 18:50:09

That is interesting.

Vriska · 2011-07-28 15:59:25

8een manipul8ing customers into 8uying stuff. It's 8een working gr8.

Alirozz · 2011-07-29 15:33:39

Did you have to use mind controll to make them purchase the aforementioned items?

Vriska · 2011-07-29 16:26:01

Yes, 8ut it was worth it.

Imipolex G · 2011-07-29 16:27:27

Has 8oo8zilla been back?

Vriska · 2011-07-29 16:28:54

Nope. She seemed to think we were overpriced 8ecause we wouldn't give her a 8ig discount.

I am guessing she was used to the "I HAVE 8REASTS YOU MUST O8EY" treatment or something.

Imipolex G · 2011-07-29 16:31:16

Oh yeah, they get annoyed when that doesn't work.

Vriska · 2011-07-29 16:33:52

Yeah, they do. 8ut we don't give discounts just 8ecause someone has 8ig 8oo8s.

Princess Alice · 2011-07-29 16:45:09

I'm guessing Imi isn't in charge of the pricing where you work. :P

Imipolex G · 2011-07-29 16:53:34

I've never given such a discount, to be honest. I have standards, etc.

Vriska · 2011-07-29 17:15:36

Nope. Our dealers are, and most of them are not interested in customer 8oo8s for one reason or another (either they prefer males or they are married and only interested in wife8oo8). Hence the lack of 8oo8 discount.

Unknown · 2011-11-19 04:10:13

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Justice4243 · 2011-11-19 04:14:41

It's part "boob discount" and also part "guy who thinks "OMG! A PRETTY GIRL IS TALKING TO ME!" " discount.

Unknown · 2011-11-19 04:46:03

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Princess Alice · 2011-11-19 04:52:05

You know what's funny, squiddleTron? A lot of these threads you're bumping date to the week or so in July when TVTropes was down fairly regularly.

Some people kinda used this site as a backup Yack Fest, and it was probably the most active this forum has ever been.

Seeing these threads again is a nice little blast from the past, in a way.

Unknown · 2011-11-19 06:01:50

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Vriska · 2011-11-19 12:31:03

I'd almost forgotten I made this thread. ::::o

Viani · 2011-11-19 14:13:58

I'm a 38B, yet I wear 38C bras to compensate for my lack of adornment. Forever not as big as I wish I was.

Imipolex G · 2011-11-20 17:52:48

I reiterate: I have never given a boob discount.

Viani · 2011-11-21 03:59:20

They are soft, and I hug them to protect them from the -3 degree weather outside.

Imipolex G · 2011-11-21 10:22:12

To reiterate: I have never given a boob discount.

Haven · 2011-11-21 10:36:00

You mentioned that already, I think we managed to keep abreast of it.

Imipolex G · 2011-11-21 10:43:46

Dammit, I thought boobpun.com was going to be a real site. :(

Viani · 2011-11-21 11:06:42

As did I.

Haven, you monster.

Vriska · 2011-11-21 12:06:11

I am a 34A do you feel 8etter now Tnophy.

Justice4243 · 2011-11-21 13:21:46

My wife currently has all the boobs, all of them.

This is a slight change from when before she was pregnant. Before she only had most of the boobs, most of them.

Boney · 2011-11-23 08:50:54

>Boob derail

>Not caused by Imi

>mfw

Imipolex G · 2011-11-23 10:45:56

Well, I think I co-caused it...

I WANT CREDIT

Boney · 2011-11-23 11:29:30

NO YOU DIDN'T

Imipolex G · 2011-11-23 11:34:35

Fine, Mr. Greenish Bald Creature.

I no longer have all the boobs. :(

Viani · 2011-11-23 12:26:53

34A? You are far more slim than I. I am totally jelly.

Vriska · 2011-11-23 12:41:46

I may have all of the luck and all of the levels and all of the irons in the fire, 8ut I defin8ly do not have all the 8oo8s.

Justice4243 · 2011-12-16 14:19:32

Imipolex G · 2011-12-16 14:22:01

Did not expect to see this again

Justice4243 · 2011-12-16 15:45:26

That's what happens when I have a month of threads to catch up on.

Vriska · 2011-12-17 13:45:43

>::::o

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