ITT: We are all household objects and furniture

Icalasari · 2012-03-06 12:31:48

...*toast pops out of me*

Imipolex G · 2012-03-06 12:34:01

*is a toilet*

Icalasari · 2012-03-06 12:36:36

*would feel sorry for Imi, but since we're all household stuff, unless somebody ignores the thread title he'll never be used so...*

Imipolex G · 2012-03-06 12:40:04

*does nothing, except be a toilet*

Haven · 2012-03-06 12:46:49

*is a clock*

*hangs on the wall, inanimately*

Imipolex G · 2012-03-06 12:48:02

Someone get Haven some batteries or something. His hands ain't movin'

Idler · 2012-03-06 13:11:47

-is spilled upon-

Icalasari · 2012-03-06 14:04:31

Poor Haven. He died too soon :<

Idler · 2012-03-06 14:16:47

-is cleaned-

Unknown · 2012-03-06 14:43:09

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Icalasari · 2012-03-06 14:52:04

^^ I would say just go in the dishwasher (if you're a dish), but we all know that she's just a huge slut who wants all of us inside her >:|

^ 8D SPINNY!

Imipolex G · 2012-03-06 14:52:53

*flushes mysteriously*

poltergeist?

Misery · 2012-03-06 14:54:19

-is a dishwasher-

What?

Icalasari · 2012-03-06 15:31:10

^ I'm not dishwasher safe

ProfessorGator · 2012-03-06 15:33:45

(is an oven)

Anyone want some cake? Oh, wait...

Icalasari · 2012-03-06 15:34:26

*more toast pops out of me*

...The hell? Nobody put bread in me...

;.;

Unknown · 2012-03-06 15:42:41

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Icalasari · 2012-03-06 16:02:04

You can decapitate people though!

Misery · 2012-03-06 16:03:39

-washing the dishes-

This sucks. Why couldn't I be the fridge?

Imipolex G · 2012-03-06 16:03:40

*gets plugged up*

^you think YOU have it bad

Icalasari · 2012-03-06 16:05:03

^^ You could have been a vibrator. Getting laid would be your job then :P

Viani · 2012-03-06 16:36:52

-is an electric chair-

Haven · 2012-03-06 16:40:22

*yearns for batteries*

Misery · 2012-03-06 16:40:59

-still washing the dishes-

Boring!!

ProfessorGator · 2012-03-06 16:46:32

(makes pizzas for no particular reason)

Misery · 2012-03-06 16:51:00

Oh god, this place is cursed and we're all meant to do the same tasks forever!

NNNNNOOOO!!

D:

Haven · 2012-03-06 16:53:26

*would curse the heavens for this cruel fate, but is inanimate*

ProfessorGator · 2012-03-06 16:56:03

(would scream but has no mouth)

(instead makes oatmeal cookies to take my mind off things)

Haven · 2012-03-06 16:57:34

Of course, if I had batteries I could express just how ticked off I am.

Misery · 2012-03-06 16:58:24

Yay puns!

Unknown · 2012-03-06 17:17:54

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Imipolex G · 2012-03-06 17:41:52

It's the BIG HOUSE

Icalasari · 2012-03-06 18:15:04

...Wait, how are we even talking?

Who the fuck gives a TOASTER self awareness yet no freedom!?

Unknown · 2012-03-06 21:28:32

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ProfessorGator · 2012-03-06 21:36:16

Maybe it's like that curse from Beauty and the Beast, except with electricity and internal plumbing.

Unknown · 2012-03-06 21:39:00

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Icalasari · 2012-03-06 23:52:36

Hmm... *Tries that. Ends up getting my cord tied around squid's blades and hangs there* ...

Unknown · 2012-03-06 23:56:26

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Haven · 2012-03-06 23:58:39

*would question how a ceiling fan blushes, but is inanimate*

Misery · 2012-03-06 23:59:27

O_O

Icalasari · 2012-03-07 00:14:23

^ Oh hush you. At least I didn't end up flying into you. Now THAT would be awkward!

Unknown · 2012-03-07 00:16:09

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Viani · 2012-03-07 00:17:43

-continues to be a chair-

Icalasari · 2012-03-07 00:23:34

...Ok, NOW it's awkward, Morbid

Imipolex G · 2012-03-07 00:29:04

*continues to be a toilet*

Icalasari · 2012-03-07 00:30:13

^ Why be a toilet? Why not be a chair? Or a sink? Or maybe even a fishbowl!?

Expand your horizons, man!

Imipolex G · 2012-03-07 00:31:33

It is my destiny.

I may serve a lowly purpose, but just try living without me.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-03-07 00:35:23

*is the computer*

Icalasari · 2012-03-07 00:37:14

^^ Eh, I've been in enough outhouses that I can handle the smell

^ Oh shit. You have my browsing history D:

Viani · 2012-03-07 00:37:51

-is a floor heater that you stick your butt on in the morning to warm up-

Salix Babylonika · 2012-03-07 00:39:26

*looks through Icalasari's browsing history*

oh....oh god....with a pig? On a stage?! ICALASARI YOU SICK BASTARD.

ITT: We are all household objects and furniture

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