In the dystopian future, all past movies will be replaced with Gallagher routines

Odradek

All right THIS watermelon represents both the Titanic and the love of Jack and Rose, and this sledgehammer represents the iceberg and the worlds of poverty and privilege. Kersplat!

Odradek

All right THIS watermelon represents Edward Norton's empty corporate life, and this sledgehammer represents Brad Pitt bringing a world of violent misogynist ressentiment to destroy it. KERSPLAT!

Odradek

I can do what David Fincher does, Marc

Crystal

"Ressentiment" is a cool-looking word for a sad thing.

Odradek

All right THIS watermelon represents Kyle MacLachlan's sense of innocence and THIS sledgehammer represents the challenge to that fragile reality posed by the seedy underbelly of his town as represented by Dennis Hopper KERSPLAT!

Odradek

I can do what David Lynch does, Marc

Odradek

All Right THIS watermelon represents the racism of this small southern town and THIS sledgehammer represents Atticus Finch's principled stand to defend a black man accused of rape KERSPLAT

Odradek

I can do what Gregory Peck does, Marc