ITT: It is the 1890's

Icalasari · 2012-03-04 17:44:38

OH LORD WHAT THE BLAZES IS THIS GLOWING BOX!?

AND WHAT IS THIS PLACE!?

Justice4243 · 2012-03-04 17:48:24

Sir or madame, are you trapped in these glowing devices on my desk?

I don't know where these typewriters came from, but I suspect witches.

If they trap souls, this just confirms my suspicion.

Good thing I have my trusty cross on me to keep the evils at bay.

Icalasari · 2012-03-04 17:49:42

No, sir or madame, you are the one who appears to be trapped

I am at my desk with this... device on it

Haven · 2012-03-04 17:52:01

*reads a thing called a "book"*

Justice4243 · 2012-03-04 17:54:14

What if...what if we are BOTH at our desks and these devices can talk to each-other...

What if someone has managed to invent a typewriter/telegraph machine?!

But how did they get into our houses?!

Ace Rimmer · 2012-03-04 17:56:13

Icalasari · 2012-03-04 17:58:37

^^ I have no idea, but reading some of these... Forums as they seem to be called, I have come to the conclusion that the invention must be demonic as they are speaking some demon tongue

Here is a sample of it I found:

ROFL u suk N00B!

What could these mysterious words mean?

Justice4243 · 2012-03-04 17:59:40

So they ARE devil boxes!

I thought my house was WITCH proof!

I'll begin adding more crosses to my house, AT ONCE!

Icalasari · 2012-03-04 18:03:51

Some of these people are talking about devilish things such as sex for recreation and, ugh, homosexual marriage!

This Santorum fellow however seems to be a proper God fearing Christian

Justice4243 · 2012-03-04 18:11:51

Perhaps he knows where the devil boxes came from...

Perhaps I shall write him a letter asking him to do something about this witchcraft!

Icalasari · 2012-03-04 18:13:50

He seems like he'll be the one to do it and save this country

Justice4243 · 2012-03-04 18:16:10

God has allowed me to navigate to more information about this Santorum fellow!

So! Satan IS responsible! Thank God Santorum has figured this out!

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Justice4243 · 2012-03-04 21:21:01

Egads! The devil box has started to claim the lives of innocents!

Save us, Santorum!

Imipolex G · 2012-03-04 21:22:15

*brings squid back using 19th-century magic*

We need to go...back to the future.

Unknown · 2012-03-04 21:23:54

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Imipolex G · 2012-03-04 21:25:13

We have to figure out how to do it first!

Unknown · 2012-03-04 21:26:29

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Unknown · 2012-03-04 21:26:39

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Imipolex G · 2012-03-04 21:29:26

Fine *uses Time Travel Kick and drop-kicks squid to the year 1993*

Icalasari · 2012-03-04 21:32:26

^ *BC. 1993 BC*

Unknown · 2012-03-04 21:35:16

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PlutoniumFist · 2012-03-04 21:41:29

It's the Niiiineties
Claim land that isn't yours and industrialize the nation

Misery · 2012-03-06 16:22:00

-travels to the future-

Ace Rimmer · 2012-03-06 16:23:42

^^

Claims the Western USA for the British Empire

Justice4243 · 2012-03-06 16:26:10

LOL, Europe...

You'll have an interesting time convincing all the American who lived there in the 1890s that they're now part of the empire.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-03-06 16:30:10

America were into Oregon in the 1890s?

Justice4243 · 2012-03-06 16:34:28

Oregon was admitted as a state in 1859 (people had been settling it for a dew decades prior).

Washington was admitted in 1889.

Americans had pretty firmly manifested their destiny by 1890.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-03-06 16:35:23

Fine

-annexes Hawaii-

Misery · 2012-03-06 16:36:37

Blah blah blah. Old time folk.

Blah blah blah.

Justice4243 · 2012-03-06 16:37:00

Oh yeah! Well...enjoy your petition and white guilt!

Haven · 2012-03-06 16:39:45

*annexes the UK*

Misery · 2012-03-06 16:40:11

-annexes the world-

Ace Rimmer · 2012-03-06 16:40:38

Haven, how can you annex the UK?

America doesn't have nearly enough ships to sink the Bismarch Royal Navy

Justice4243 · 2012-03-06 16:41:04

TO BAD, NOW WE OWN HAWAII THROUGH THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY!

Misery · 2012-03-06 16:41:43

-annexes everywhere-

Haven · 2012-03-06 16:42:33

Wind Fish, that's what I thought too, but apparently all you have to do is inscribe into this magic box "annexes" followed by a location and bracketed by stars, and it is a fait accompli.

Misery · 2012-03-06 16:43:14

-annexes everyone-

Justice4243 · 2012-03-06 16:43:39

REALITY IS STUPID LIKE THAT! NO ONE TELL HITLER THIS TRICK IN 40 YEARS!

Misery · 2012-03-06 16:45:28

-time travels and annexes everything-

Justice4243 · 2012-03-06 16:46:26

It's like this but in the PAAAAAAAAST!

Viani · 2012-03-06 16:46:58

Misery · 2012-03-06 16:48:57

I ANNEXED THE WORLD

FEAR ME!!!

Unknown · 2012-03-06 17:14:26

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Misery · 2012-03-06 17:14:48

YES SQUIDDLE!

Unknown · 2012-03-06 17:27:36

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