Free Rooster

glennmagusharvey

I need to get rid of this rooster i bought 4 days ago in China town. ANYONE WHO WANTS HIM CAN HAVE HIM. Its not that hes not a cool rooster, its just that I live in a close suburban community and its not zoned for like... idk fowl or livestock or something and everyone is mad at me. He's literally the chillest rooster ever. When he's not kicken like a chicken in my bathroom he's driving around with me or sleeping in a box by my bed helping me pick up dah ladies.

I mean look at these pictures.

Yeah.. so please call or text me if you want him. His name is Prince Orsini Wallace.



(source plagiarized from: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/4279769047.html )

Tre

he's driving around with me

i'm not even gonna fuckin' say it, it's too obvious

Imipolex G

Here they come to snuff the rooster

you know he ain't gonna die

lee4hmz

I used to sing that as "they come to stuff the rooster" just for fun