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Rarity · 2012-02-29 21:55:05

gentlemanorcus · 2012-02-29 21:57:48

Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up-a like ass cracks,
Lay these ponies at the track
Its my chocolate attack.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-29 21:58:41

Obā-san · 2012-02-29 21:59:59

Wouldn't it be the "Rarity neatly organized collection?"

Heaps are SO undignified.

Gelzo · 2012-02-29 22:17:34

Somepony didn't watch Sisterhooves Social. Rarity keeps controlled messes.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-29 23:28:20

WHY DOES RARITY HAVE A BIRD?! WHAT IS THIS BULL CRAP?!

Princess Alice · 2012-02-29 23:34:14

Mine came with a bird, too.

And a DVD of "The Ticket Master" that's jammed annoyingly in front of the package blocking most of Rarity's body.

Tre · 2012-02-29 23:39:37

What the hell is that purple crap coming out of her head?

Rarity · 2012-02-29 23:43:57

It's my mane, darling, the poor toymakers didn't quite get it looking like it should. Or my tail, either, for that matter.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-29 23:44:43

But this guy did!

Rarity · 2012-02-29 23:48:48

And I appreciate that!

Tre · 2012-02-29 23:49:52

That's simultaneously great and sad at the same time.

Thae again, I'm guessing Hasbro's slaves "workers" can't really care about pony hair that much.

Haven · 2012-02-29 23:53:45

Here I thought all you had to do was throw a hoop at it.

Idler · 2012-03-01 01:03:18

Best pony.

Misery · 2012-03-01 01:11:56

^ Yup.

Justice4243 · 2012-03-01 14:35:02

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