"I don't like A Christmas Story because it's directionless and weirdly dark"

Then you don't like LIFE, fucker

*breaks a pool table over own head*

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  • kill living beings
    a whole pool table? how do you even lift that?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    a whole pool table? how do you even lift that?
    do you even lift
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Christmas thread? In October?

    Oh my, the townspeople will be here with their pitchforks before the night is out.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    GET OUTTA OUR TOWN!   WE'LL BURN DOWN YOUR BARNS, CHILDREN INSIDE OR NO!
  • edited 2016-10-11 01:56:37

    Christmas thread? In October?


    Oh my, the townspeople will be here with their pitchforks before the night is out.
    It's October, which is a great time to celebrate the love in the air, and also to wear green and get drunk.

    (by which I mean, screw timing)
  • lol I watch that movie every year on Christmas Eve

    it is a personal tradition of mine
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