Heapers' Hangout 2016 Halloween Name Changes (conversational/shitpost thread edition)

Obā-san

As is tradition.

This month only: you can get a temporary name change! There are some ground rules, however:


No swapping names with another user! You may, however, swap avatars with them.
You can only change your name once this month. Think of something and commit to it! Your name will never be the same, even in real life.


Unlike the regular name-change thread, this is a conversational/shitpost thread.

Name changes so far:

Imipolex G → Slamahannover Moon Dunk Man
Jane → Garglewindo Simplex
LOAD Cherry → Remus Zubehor III
Epitome → Smooooooooooooooove Delite
Section42L → RFID "Pachinko Mastermind" Stalingrad

Princess Alice

i laughed

Sredni Vashtar

I'm still laughing.

Klinotaxis

man i was trying to think of a name gbut what's even the point with this competition

Crystal

Change me to Alice Margatroid please.

Princess Alice

I remember last year you were "rayman" and that fooled nobody into thinking you were Tre...except Corvina

Epitome

Crystal said:

Change me to Alice Margatroid please.

buddy

Crystal

Satori Komeiji said:

Crystal said:

Change me to Alice Margatroid please.

buddy

In my defense I had both threads open and fuck reading.

Obā-san

Klinotaxis → Windex Overlord {eaten by spiders}

Crystal → I LOVE GOATS™

Section42L

Today is Tomorrow said:

RFID "Pachinko Mastermind" Stalingrad

cowboybebopathiscomputer.jpg

Klinotaxis

i'm not good at scaring people, most things i'm afraid of are abstract, i've never once been eaten by windex and SOMEONE even took the obvious toho

Crystal

As I said, wrecked.

Salix Babylonika

now hang on just a minute here

Alduin

I'd like my name to be changed to Rodrigo Duterte for the month.

Klinotaxis

please no

SF_Sorrow

spokkiest name

Salix Babylonika

Klinotaxis said:

please no

Salix Babylonika

also this ain't even the right thread ya donk.

Alduin

honestly I'm not sure if that's in good taste or what

I feel like, like, I have the right to make that joke, if anyone

^ Oh really

Salix Babylonika

It's absolutely not in good taste.

Obā-san

Alduin → Number 500: Bon Jovi <Insert Special Character Here>

Princess Alice

It's kinda funny seeing a "Saigyouji" who's not Fossilmaiden

glennmagusharvey

Alduin said:

I'd like my name to be changed to Rodrigo Duterte for the month.

i lol'd

Yuyuko Saigyouji said:

It's absolutely not in good taste.

that's why it was funny

can't think of who to be donald trump though

Central Avenue said:

It's kinda funny seeing a "Saigyouji" who's not Fossilmaiden

yeah, i noticed

also i'm gonna have so much trouble telling them touhous apart

Tachyon

@ Sredni: the original message referred to a 'Stick of Off-Topic Thumping' and was intended only for derails in serious threads; the later, more general-purpose message had four variants, 'Stick of Post-Thumping', 'Codfish in a Derby Hat', 'Shillelagh of Whackingness' and 'Eldritch Flyswatter of Horror'.

Imipolex G

"Slamahannover Moon Dunk Man" what the fuck kind of name is that

Obā-san

it's your kind of name now, malevolent cow hobo queen!

Sredni Vashtar

neeuq yriaf said:

@ Sredni: the original message referred to a 'Stick of Off-Topic Thumping' and was intended only for derails in serious threads; the later, more general-purpose message had four variants, 'Stick of Post-Thumping', 'Codfish in a Derby Hat', 'Shillelagh of Whackingness' and 'Eldritch Flyswatter of Horror'.

I thought the last one was reserved for really egregious stuff but I can't really recall. It might just have been in free variation.

Crystal

I think they were just random. I remember thumping a lot of my stuff for funsies or wonderposting.

Odradek

Sent To The Cornfield

Sredni Vashtar

CarnEvil said:

Sent To The Cornfield

There was a really funny interview with Thomas Ligotti by this really clueless Satanist where that exact reference comes up and it's just...

Imipolex G

"malevolent cow hobo queen"

this will be my name next year.

Odradek

We watched it on the Twilight Zone stream last thursday.

It is still very tense

Tachyon

Sredni Vashtar said:

neeuq yriaf said:

@ Sredni: the original message referred to a 'Stick of Off-Topic Thumping' and was intended only for derails in serious threads; the later, more general-purpose message had four variants, 'Stick of Post-Thumping', 'Codfish in a Derby Hat', 'Shillelagh of Whackingness' and 'Eldritch Flyswatter of Horror'.

I thought the last one was reserved for really egregious stuff but I can't really recall. It might just have been in free variation.

it was literally randomized

thenamelesssamurai

Sredni Vashtar said:

CarnEvil said:

Sent To The Cornfield

There was a really funny interview with Thomas Ligotti by this really clueless Satanist where that exact reference comes up and it's just...

I don't suppose you have a link to that, by chance (assuming that it's online in the first place)?

Odradek

I googled it and got this https://web.archive.org/web/20090524061519/http://www.eldritch-infernal.com/ligotti.html

MetaFour

CarnEvil said:

We watched it on the Twilight Zone stream last thursday.

It is still very tense

That was a good episode. I only ever saw it once but it stuck with me.

The original short story, "It's a GOOD Life" is nothing to sneeze at, either.

Sredni Vashtar

CarnEvil said:

I googled it and got this https://web.archive.org/web/20090524061519/http://www.eldritch-infernal.com/ligotti.html

This is the one.

It's better than I remembered.

thenamelesssamurai

CarnEvil said:

I googled it and got this https://web.archive.org/web/20090524061519/http://www.eldritch-infernal.com/ligotti.html

Danke.

Salix Babylonika

CarnEvil said:

We watched it on the Twilight Zone stream last thursday.

It is still very tense

Johnny Bravo parodied that episode

Odradek

I looked for that episode on youtube, but sadly it wasn't there

I love that parody

Vriska

I have become........ MY CAT

Princess Alice

we have Halloween and Christmas but no Thanskgiving

what gives

Sredni Vashtar

Be the Turkey Day, Centie.

Odradek

Sredni Vashtar said:

Be the Turkey Day, Centie.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1025/1025_01.asp

MetaFour

Thanksgiving is like Diet Christmas.

Princess Alice

I dunno about your family, but at our house "Thanksgiving" and "Diet" don't go together at all

Vriska

Some years my birthday is on Thanksgiving. I remember this annoying me as a kid since we always got to pick out birthday dinners so I felt a little cheated when mine was the mandatory Big Turkey Dinner and I would've just as soon had like... idk, pizza or something.

Princess Alice

My aunt and uncle and their two kids live in Pittsburgh, so the only times my entire extended family gets together are Thanksgiving and Christmas. Sometimes Easter, but that's not a given.

So yeah...I think it's fair to say I enjoy Thanksgiving a lot. Everyone comes together and we get a great big feast to celebrate friends and family. I just wish I could bring Anonus...

Sredni Vashtar

Maybe you could in the future!

Next time Naney visits he's going to meet my grandparents and the rest of my friends. :3

Vriska

also someone should totally make up a fake name for me :3

Imipolex G

"the mob is on the way" is such a succinct way of describing my feelings about Thanksgiving