You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Shoplifting from a thrift store is pretty pathetic though
The only thing more pathetic would be shoplifting from, like, Dollar Tree
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Grandma works at Lowe's and she was really proud a few weeks ago because she apprehended a shoplifter
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Grandma technically isn't supposed to stop shoplifters but she had the store security guy with her and he let her confront the lady herself
the grocery store has a sign saying NO BAGS IN THE STORE ANY TIME, but they also sell reusable grocery bags. what do you want me to do, fuckers
at grocery stores that aren't trader joe's there are usually signs that say "DON'T PUT SHIT IN YOUR REUSABLE BAGS BEFORE CHECKING OUT YOU FUCKERS" so that's their solution
trader joe's probably just doesn't care because you can't walk out without passing the cashiers also their profitability derives from their german owners having the lance of longinus anyways
trader joe's probably just doesn't care because you can't walk out without passing the cashiers also their profitability derives from their german owners having the lance of longinus anyways
Age of Empires turns out to be right in that religious relics can generate money
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left with a noticeably more full backpack, bought one t-shirt
we all called it the moment he went upstairs
The only thing more pathetic would be shoplifting from, like, Dollar Tree
i mean that's cunning 101 you don't fuckin identify yourself as a criminal mastermind you just stick a dildo in your parka or whatever
even though they literally just stick whatever price they think makes sense off the top of their head on there
It was kinda cute
instead, when shifty-looking people enter, we stalk them.
I've been out on the floor, had a customer ask me to price something, you just run in, grab a sticker, put it on there, run back out
it takes one minute, tops
do they just not care about customer service??????