Y'all already know what Pokémon is, so let's cut to the chase.
We're a very important Pokémon trainer, we don't have time for tutorials!
Sleeping on the job? That's not very professional of you, professor.
I am the queen of originality.
See ya later! ...Much, much later.
This is our room. There are many like it, but this one is ours. Let's check the computer before we go.
Our friend let his Marill write this email. Note the use of only basic language skills.
On the way out, our mum waylays us and tells us that half the town is looking for us. She then proceeds to dump a bunch of objects, both corporeal and incorporeal on us. Well, we'd better not keep the good Professor waiting!
No time to chat, Ethan! We're on a mission of utmost importance!
Apparently Professor Elm's research is... walking? Well, if it gets us a free Pokémon, I'm all for it, I guess.
Note how he rudely reads an email in the middle of a conversation.
Finally! Let's get this show on the road!
Well, I'd tell you to pick a starter, but... well. Something went horribly wrong, as you can see. So pick a nickname instead.