Let's Play Pokémon SunkernGold!

edited 2016-07-27 15:55:22 in Liveblogs
Y'all already know what Pokémon is, so let's cut to the chase.

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We're a very important Pokémon trainer, we don't have time for tutorials!

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Sleeping on the job? That's not very professional of you, professor.

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I am the queen of originality.

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See ya later! ...Much, much later.

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This is our room. There are many like it, but this one is ours. Let's check the computer before we go.

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Our friend let his Marill write this email. Note the use of only basic language skills.

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On the way out, our mum waylays us and tells us that half the town is looking for us. She then proceeds to dump a bunch of objects, both corporeal and incorporeal on us. Well, we'd better not keep the good Professor waiting!

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No time to chat, Ethan! We're on a mission of utmost importance!

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Apparently Professor Elm's research is... walking? Well, if it gets us a free Pokémon, I'm all for it, I guess.

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Note how he rudely reads an email in the middle of a conversation.

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Finally! Let's get this show on the road!

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...Huh?

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...Oh.

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...Oh dear.

Well, I'd tell you to pick a starter, but... well. Something went horribly wrong, as you can see. So pick a nickname instead.
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  • YOUR TELEPHONE IS LINKED TO MY WEAPON SYSTEMS
    Disappointment
  • edited 2016-07-26 02:35:04

    Kernel Panic
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Pokémon names are 10 letters max. :|
  • Pokémon names are 10 letters max. :|

    Col.Panic
  • Vampire Lady of Corvidia

    (The other Jane)
    Nico
  • Col.Panic.
  • or KernoPanic, but Col.Panic is probably better
  • Col. Panic is probably as good as you're going to get.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
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    The Colonel is a lonely sort, a veteran of the great Flower Wars.

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    Ethan decides to mock us for our awful luck.

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    With her astounding power, she can kill a level 3 Pidgey with just 6 Mega Drains!

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    On the journey to Mr. Pokémon's house and back to Cherrygrove, she gained 4 levels, learning Ingrain along the way.

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    ...You can take her, if you want.

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    Our new friend, Passerby Boy, demonstrates his amazing magical talent, by transforming a Sunkern into a Cyndaquil.

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    Unfortunately, the Cyndaquil gets the life sucked out of him.

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    We share some bonding time with the Colonel.

    Now. You might be wondering just why I bothered leveling the good Colonel up, when I could just wait to get some Pokéballs and catch something that isn't a seed. Well, you see, we have a severe Pokéball allergy, and as such, the Colonel is going to be our only companion on this long journey.
  • edited 2016-07-26 04:40:39

    Now. You might be wondering just why I bothered leveling the good Colonel up, when I could just wait to get some Pokéballs and catch something that isn't a seed. Well, you see, we have a severe Pokéball allergy, and as such, the Colonel is going to be our only companion on this long journey.

    You are my diametric opposite (as I am aiming to fill my Pokédex to completion with 251 entries, and all 26 Unown), and thus my sworn enemy for no other reason than creating a scene worthy of dramatic lightning.  Pistols at dawn.
  • YOUR TELEPHONE IS LINKED TO MY WEAPON SYSTEMS
    you're doing a single-Pokemon run

    with a Sunkern
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Chapter 1: Guru Meditation

    So, having handily disposed of our newfound rival, we head back to the lab.

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    JOHN CENA. ...No, that wasn't it. He had a name much more fitting.

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    Uh, rude?

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    I feel like I'm being mocked here.

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    Note that he says challenge, not beat.

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    Ethan, in an evil plan to take out the competition, tries to poison us by giving us Pokéballs.

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    Why does everyone in Johto hate me?

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    My Sunkern is in the top percentage of Sunkern.
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    We reach Violet City in search of the one piece.

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    ...But first we have to go climbing.

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    The sage then went on to join an idol band in embarrassment.

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    Fun fact, something like 90% of the early game resists Grass, due to being Grass, Flying, Poison, Bug, or both at once. I had to leave the tower multiple times because I kept running out of PP.

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    Say goodbye to Growth, say hello to GrassWhistle!

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    And the first real boss of the game is an awful pun.

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    OH GOD NO A BIRD WITH INSOMNIA.

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    A couple of lucky crits later...

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    Now let's show the world what a 1' tall seed is really made of!

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    Not even a challenge.

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    Very convenient timing there. We replace Ingrain with its big brother.

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    ...And stall Pidgeotto to death.

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    I believe I can fly~

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    And now that Falkner is beaten, we can pick up a power boost.
  • edited 2016-07-27 15:59:05

    Suggestion: You may be able to compress your posts a bit by (1) putting game screenshots side by side, and (2) perhaps cutting out the lower screen when it's not relevant.  That should reduce the pagestretching.
  • YOUR TELEPHONE IS LINKED TO MY WEAPON SYSTEMS
    top fucking percentage
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Jane said:

    top fucking percentage


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    Chapter 1.5: All That Shines

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    On the journey to Azalea Town, we pick up TM09 and immediately replace Absorb with Bullet Seed, because Absorb is terrible.

    The rest of the trip passed uneventfully. ...Is what I wanted to say. Except that this happened.

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    ...So. Uh. Yeah.

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    My allergy to Pokéballs is not nearly as strong as my allergy to killing shinies, so I caught it, to shove it in a box, never to see the light of day again. Our new acquisition's name? Mockery.

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    The rest of the journey to Azalea Town passed uneventfully.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2016-08-01 05:00:33
    How are you going to handle HMs?
  • you gave up on endeavor
  • edited 2016-08-01 05:09:21
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Bee said:

    How are you going to handle HMs?

    A dead Geodude, a dead Tentacool, and a dead bird.
  • are you ever going to evolve the sunkern
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    She has a sun stone allergy.
  • Poor creature.
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