An objective ranking of Eeveelutions

Fossilmaiden

Glaceon
Leafeon
Sylveon
Umbreon
Vaporeon
Espeon
Flareon
Jolteon
Lumineon

Sredni Vashtar

I wouldn't have understood this joke were I not the sort of person to look this stuff up, but now that I do: Ambiguous translation choices, ahoy.

Leafeon and Sylveon are my personal favourites (followed by Umbreon), but they're all fairly neat designs.

Crystal

Vaporeon

Espeon

Sylveon (?)

Umbreon

Flareon

Leafeon

Glaceon

Jolteon

Roughly, I think. Sylveon has a question mark next to it because I've yet to use it.

Odradek

New Eeveelutions need to take more after Vaporeon.

It's more experimental and out-there to have a fishfox whereas a lot of the later Eeveelutions end up looking like weird foxes, which is fine, but I want a bird Eevee, and a steel Eevee, and maybe a dragon Eevee

Crystal

I also want a Flying, birdy Eeevee. So, so much.

glennmagusharvey

birdfox

that's what happens when you give fox falco's moveset

Sredni Vashtar

^^^ Good point. It was an interesting design choice worth exploring further.