You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Cleverbot: Hey there, bub. I need the strongest stuff you've got.
Me: Well, sir, we've got a terrific line of herbal supplements.
Cleverbot: Herbal? What do I look like to you? Some crazy wacko who'll put anything inside his body, and then take pictures of it coming out, and post them on his website, which gets over 10,000 hits a day--most of them in Germany? Do I? Do I?!
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But you're on fire
大學的年同性戀毛皮
aaaaa
and unfortunately my purse isn't fireproof
^ pfft, like I need hypnotism for that...
dear princess celestia
today i learned fluttershy powers vampire murder machines
大學的年同性戀毛皮
aaaaa
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Cleverbot: Hey there, bub. I need the strongest stuff you've got.
Me: Well, sir, we've got a terrific line of herbal supplements.
Cleverbot: Herbal? What do I look like to you? Some crazy wacko who'll put anything inside his body, and then take pictures of it coming out, and post them on his website, which gets over 10,000 hits a day--most of them in Germany? Do I? Do I?!
and unfortunately my purse isn't fireproof"
you should have thought of that before you were on fire