And now, the National Anthem of the United States of America

Odradek

Oh say can you see?

By the dawn's early light?

Of purple mountains majesty

Across the fruit-ed plain?

Sweet land of liberty

Of thee I sing?

And the rockets red flare

Loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword?

oooooooooo'er the ramparts we waaaaaaaaaaaattttttchhhheeeeedddd

From seaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

to shining

Seaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Odradek

I drew out some syllables to let everyone know I loved America

Tre

Calica

lol

lincoln chafee

Sredni Vashtar

Fuck you, I like Lincoln Chafee.

Bee

My parents are watching the Boston Pops playing Stars and Stripes Forever.  Or at least they're trying to.  Charter is fucking up the broadcast so badly that you can't even tell the difference between the static and the confetti.

Suffice to say this area did not take the shutdown of analog TV well.

eriophora zia

O-oh say can you boom crash
By the dawn's early boom crash
What so proudly we boom crash
At the twilight's last boom crash

Bee

That just means your brass isn't loud enough.

glennmagusharvey

Meanwhile, the music stops, but Chile's team and fans continue singing the rest of the national anthem.  Ninety-second limits are nothing.

Odradek

fergie sang this but sexy

Imipolex G

Hendrix played this but with Uni-Vibe