various stills from cable TV commercials from 2000

Last December I was going to do another liveblog of an old tape of Christmas specials, but I got lazy and gave up. But here are some of the screenshots I took while I was watching it, because why not.

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Hobo. Stay classy, Budget Car Sales.

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Diamond Cellar

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that silly commercial where the little girl leaves cheese for Santa instead of cookies and so gets extravagant gifts

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behold, the "it's still the '90s" editing technique of copy-pasting the same minivan image over and over (they all turn to face the one driving down the "aisle")

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electric toothbrush on glass teeth, this is funny to me for some reason

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that Coca-Cola commercial that played "What Christmas Means To Me" by Stevie Wonder and had preteens kissing

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back when photos were something that required film

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more Hobo

Comments

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    haha Fox Family

    ºoº
  • Fox Family!
  • oh shit, mindlink
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus and I now have recordings of:
    • Their last 25 Days of Christmas under The Family Channel name (1997)
    • Their last 25 Days of Christmas under the Fox Family name (2000)
    • Their last 25 Days of Christmas under the ABC Family name (2015)
    ...so you can bet when Freeform gets ready to rebrand again, I'll be there with a VHS tape! :P
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    That Coke commercial: I know Christmas is the second most romantic time of the year and all, but um where are your parents
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *pulls out a tape from 1987* NOW we'll see what nostalgia really is
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    lee4hmz said:

    That Coke commercial: I know Christmas is the second most romantic time of the year and all, but um where are your parents

    I do like that you immediately remembered the Coke commercial from the one screenshot

    I guess they did use it for a few years but still
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    *pulls out a tape from 1987* NOW we'll see what nostalgia really is

    I have a tape from 1985

    also are you gonna post the sathers ad
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Sathers ad was actually from the other tape, heh.

    But it deserves a repost!

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I knew it was it's just that it was relevant

    I should rip it and throw it up on my old Dailymotion account
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