the official "they should make naney a mod" thread

Obā-san · 2016-06-23 20:23:02

benefits:

* a moderator who is a cat

* do we even need a second point here?

* oh, also I'm never wrong about anything

Obā-san · 2016-06-23 20:23:29

MAKE HEAPING GREAT AGAIN

Obā-san · 2016-06-23 20:26:30

I will build a wall to keep TV tropes out and fast eddie is gonna pay for it

Obā-san · 2016-06-23 20:27:54

another reason: I've made more posts than anyone else

Obā-san · 2016-06-23 20:29:24

I've made a YUUGE number of posts

Obā-san · 2016-06-23 20:47:37

also: I have the best blog

Obā-san · 2016-06-23 21:20:15

naney 2016

Princess Alice · 2016-06-23 21:28:08

where do you stand on the important issues

things like

should magical princesses be allowed to do whatever they want?

is central avenue literally star butterfly?

how is a raven like a writing desk?

Obā-san · 2016-06-24 02:22:01

no

yes

cats can sit on them

Obā-san · 2016-06-24 02:50:23

but with a forum instead of trains

Klinotaxis · 2016-06-24 02:57:16

It's pretty hard to sit on a bird I assure you

Obā-san · 2016-06-24 02:57:35

cats are determined

Klinotaxis · 2016-06-24 03:03:59

I don't believe you. Where's the certificate

Odradek · 2016-06-24 03:11:47

Klinotaxis said:
I don't believe you. Where's the certificate

Klinotaxis · 2016-06-24 03:20:29

Neither do birds!

Odradek · 2016-06-24 03:28:15

According to all the known laws of aviation it is impossible for a cat to fly

Anonus · 2016-06-24 03:30:47

(insert GIF of Jinksy's propeller beanie here)

Crystal · 2016-06-24 06:23:54

Nah.

Obā-san · 2016-08-18 08:02:25

https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/12259/wo-i-can-t-believe-the-so-called-mod-team-let-donald-trump-join-heaper-s-hanout-dot-con#latest

wow look at what happened because I wasn't a mod

KilgoreTrout · 2016-08-18 11:11:33

You don't have the right temperament.

I don't either. The difference is that I'm aware of it and therefore have never asked to be a mod anywhere.

Boney · 2016-08-18 12:23:41

Epic twist of fate as I, boney, am made mod instead

Imipolex G · 2016-08-18 14:59:04

where do you stand on bovine issues

Obā-san · 2016-08-18 15:09:46

KilgoreTrout said:
You don't have the right temperament.

I don't either. The difference is that I'm aware of it and therefore have never asked to be a mod anywhere.

u know this is a joke thread, right?

Obā-san · 2016-08-18 15:17:03

I am not, seriously, of the opinion that I am infallible, I do not think that post count is an effective gauge of leadership ability, and I have never tried to sit on a bird.

Crystal · 2016-08-18 15:19:37

Today is Tomorrow said:
and I have never tried to sit on a bird.

And that is what counts.

Obā-san · 2016-08-18 15:22:17

see look I have the crystal seal of approval, of course I should be a mod

Imipolex G · 2016-08-18 15:23:17

u didn't answer my question

Obā-san · 2016-08-18 15:24:26

I am in favor of bovine issues, obviously, I will make special glossy biannual bovine issues mandatory in magazines heapwide!!

Fossilmaiden · 2016-08-18 15:25:06

Today is Tomorrow said:
see look I have the crystal seal of approval, of course I should be a mod

counterpoint: evil bird

Boney · 2016-08-18 15:26:11

We have magazines?

Crystal · 2016-08-18 15:26:30

It was for being a good person! But we only have evil people on the mod team, see. By which I mean me, who counts for all of the staff in evil, so it's basically the same.

Obā-san · 2016-08-18 15:27:52

sredni is also evil

and diabolical

and nefarious

u can tell because he is all OvvvvvO all the time

Crystal · 2016-08-18 15:29:07

Yeah good point. We know that kindness is a cover up, but we can see…

Odradek · 2016-08-18 15:29:52

sredni is also evil

and diabolical

and nefarious

u can tell because he is all OvvvvvO all the time

Odradek · 2016-08-18 15:33:50

This is what actually happened to the last person Sredni banned

Imipolex G · 2016-08-18 15:42:38

Today is Tomorrow said:
I am in favor of bovine issues, obviously, I will make special glossy biannual bovine issues mandatory in magazines heapwide!!

good answer

hopefully I will be the cover cowgirl

Crystal · 2016-08-18 15:44:14

The cowver girl.

Obā-san · 2016-08-18 16:04:30

Odradek said:
This is what actually happened to the last person Sredni banned

tru

glennmagusharvey · 2016-08-18 16:08:27

Crystal said:

Today is Tomorrow said:
and I have never tried to sit on a bird.
And that is what counts.

where's the proof that you have never tried to sit on a bird

i want to see documentation

do you have a not-sitting-on-bird certificate for each stage of your life?

Crystal · 2016-08-18 16:15:49

I have bird privileges that allow for mutual bird-sitting.

Obā-san · 2016-08-18 16:16:41

l-lewd...

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-08-18 16:29:13

Today is Tomorrow said:
sredni is also evil

and diabolical

and nefarious

u can tell because he is all OvvvvvO all the time

You see my handle and my signature.

You see my avatar.

The fact that people do not believe my significant other on these points without the sort of video evidence that Odradek provided is frankly shocking.

Crystal · 2016-08-18 16:34:03

Sredni Vashtar said:

Today is Tomorrow said:
sredni is also evil

and diabolical

and nefarious

u can tell because he is all OvvvvvO all the time
You see my avatar.

Lion.jpg.

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-08-18 16:45:57

Crystal said:

Sredni Vashtar said:

Today is Tomorrow said:
sredni is also evil

and diabolical

and nefarious

u can tell because he is all OvvvvvO all the time
You see my avatar.
Lion.jpg.

...?

Crystal · 2016-08-18 16:47:25

Tatterhood · 2016-08-18 17:57:03

lions are very scary and dangerous creatures

Salix Babylonika · 2016-08-18 17:58:07

Crystal said:

me when some1 catches me creepin to steal sum cookies

Fossilmaiden · 2016-08-18 18:00:08

Tatterhood said:
lions are very scary and dangerous creatures

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-08-18 18:15:37

^^^ >->

Tre · 2016-08-18 18:21:18

re: original thread topic: they should make me the leader of the T&B fanclub while they're at it

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-08-18 18:31:23

You *are* the T&B fanclub, though.

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