and I wore an onion in my belt, as was the style of the time

Salix Babylonika

what's your favorite flavor of pop-tart

I am partial to chocolate peanut butter.

I was going to make this two threads but I merged them into one. For efficiency.

MadassAlex

Pop-tarts are American capitalist pigdog food; I would refuse such refuse even if it were available. 

In any case, I have always preferred wearing a clove of garlic on my belt. The gullible will believe it to be a small onion, providing the impression of a variation on the style, but I am immunised against vampires also. 

Tatterhood

I've never had a poptart and I'm not sure why.

Corvina

MadassAlex said:

Pop-tarts are American capitalist pigdog food; I would refuse such refuse even if it were available. 

In any case, I have always preferred wearing a clove of garlic on my belt. The gullible will believe it to be a small onion, providing the impression of a variation on the style, but I am immunised against vampires also. 

The "immunised against vampires" thing is a common myth we spread. We actually love the taste of garlic in blood, so we encourage victims to eat garlic in the misguided belief that it will save them

Sredni Vashtar

I quite like the more blatantly confectionary varieties of Pop-Tart. Red velvet, s'mores, brown sugar...

Imipolex G

I like the plainest of pop tarts: cherry or strawberry. Occasionally I'll go for the frosted kind.

lee4hmz

Frosted cherry, frosted strawberry, the brown sugar kind. I think the chocolate ones taste weird.

Sredni Vashtar

Cherry is the best of the fruit ones.

Tachyon

i don't think we have them over here

Odradek

The Pop Tart ad artstyle is a ripoff of indie animator Don Hertzfeldt

Odradek

Tachyon said:

i don't think we have them over here

You are not missing anything

Obā-san

Sredni Vashtar said:

I quite like the more blatantly confectionary varieties of Pop-Tart. Red velvet, s'mores, brown sugar...

as befits a decadent aristocrat

Sredni Vashtar

Odradek said:

The Pop Tart ad artstyle is a ripoff of indie animator Don Hertzfeldt

Sort of. It's like a toned-down homage to Rejected in particularly, which is quite unlike his later work.

Corvina

Today is Tomorrow said:

Sredni Vashtar said:

I quite like the more blatantly confectionary varieties of Pop-Tart. Red velvet, s'mores, brown sugar...

as befits a decadent aristocrat

agreed tbh

glennmagusharvey

Corvina said:

MadassAlex said:

Pop-tarts are American capitalist pigdog food; I would refuse such refuse even if it were available. 

In any case, I have always preferred wearing a clove of garlic on my belt. The gullible will believe it to be a small onion, providing the impression of a variation on the style, but I am immunised against vampires also. 

The "immunised against vampires" thing is a common myth we spread. We actually love the taste of garlic in blood, so we encourage victims to eat garlic in the misguided belief that it will save them

What about garlic butter dipping sauce from Papa John's?

Fossilmaiden

Tachyon said:

i don't think we have them over here

We do.

On that note, yesterday I learned that we actually have Hershey's over here.

Fossilmaiden

Hershey's filed a lawsuit against Let's Buy British Imports, and Posh Nosh Imports because of the aforementioned companies importation of Nestlé's Yorkie, and Toffee Crisp, for Hershey's claim of alleged resemblance to York Peppermint Patties and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, respectively

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Tachyon

funny, i saw Hershey bars in Home Bargains the other day and was surprised

previously i've only ever seen them in import sections

Anonus

The American Cadbury products they peddle taste horrid

Imipolex G

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are great

Odradek

I have been to Hershey Park.

They recently announced that they will allow transgendered patrons to use the restaurants of the genders they identify with.

I know this because the news did a segment on it. Then they talked about whether our local amusement park, Kennywood should do it, and they had five second man on the street interviews with a bandana guy who didn't care and thought it was fine, and a mom who was Very Concerned About Predators Targeting The Children

So that was dumb

Imipolex G

I have also been to Hershey Park.

I was bored out of my mind.

Odradek

I feel you are bored out of your mind in most places

Tre

My first rollercoaster was Fahrenheit at Hersheypark.

On topic: I like Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts and only slightly resent that we had to start this conversation with the inevitable capitalist critique.

Klinotaxis

What Your Choice Of Pop-Tart Says About Your Praxis

Princess Alice

Odradek said:

I have been to Hershey Park.

They recently announced that they will allow transgendered patrons to use the restaurants of the genders they identify with.

I know this because the news did a segment on it. Then they talked about whether our local amusement park, Kennywood should do it, and they had five second man on the street interviews with a bandana guy who didn't care and thought it was fine, and a mom who was Very Concerned About Predators Targeting The Children

So that was dumb

What I find amusing is that places like Hersheypark and Target are merely clarifying their existing policies...and that's enough to make transphobes rage!

Salix Babylonika

Hershey Park is OK

LOAD Cherry

Unfrosted strawberry and nothing else.

Imipolex G

Odradek said:

I feel you are bored out of your mind in most places

if there were such a thing as truth, this statement would qualify for it