type the first thing that comes to mind for two minutes without backspacing or editing, post results

Tachyon · 2016-04-20 02:37:21

why did i create this thread? well i wanted to see what hthe results would be oc course! i don't know if i will create anything coherent or worth keepting this way but i should like to see what other people generate, so ry it! it's fun, kinda! i keep making typos but i can't go back to fix them m>_< andyway here i come roughter than ther rest of them the best of them tougher than leather you can bcall me knuckles iunlike sonic i don't chuckle id rather flex mey muscheles i'm hard as nails it aint hard to tell i break em down wieather they soli

Princess Alice · 2016-04-20 02:40:24

turn around, every now and then i get a little bit reckless and i dream of something wild. wait, why did i start with teh secnod verse? laso, not hitting the bakcspace key is really hard. its such an automatic practice that it requires real effort to break fmyself from it. w.

i usually type faster than this but somehow i'm not making much profgress because i can't think aof what i want to say

Aliroz · 2016-04-20 02:41:23

I am a personI am a person native americans I am a person who is yabbagooface I don't know what the hey am I even doing potatoes tacos and that's why Thomas A Becket was anyways we need to wind the frog without eating pasta pasta pasta native americans I am a a person gooblyfalpper

glennmagusharvey · 2016-04-20 02:42:22

i have no idea what to put here

i wanna participate in this thread but this is a pretty fail

that should have said "pretty much a fail" but i wasn't allowed to edit

i'm not a good with words

oops that was a typo

yeah i'm not good with words

i really am not good with words

i have nothing itneresting to say

i just type these sentences really quickly and then continue proceeding eating my yogurt

and now my yogurt is dne

if only there were a way to post a musical doodle or even strange funny facial expressions that would be more interesting than this

wordes are awkward

Klinotaxis · 2016-04-20 02:43:01

with with with with with the derg the derg the derg of the the the ninety nine eighty eight eighty eight eighty eight fifteen million million million fifteen millions of millions of die of of of of die of of of of cancer of the lower left arm from the sixtieth year the sixtieth year that prime bamboo with the forty forty eighty nine bamboo chymotrypsin eleven eleven the the the foor gi iappppp pro pronatal harbin hallucinogen harbin harbin i can can can be the the be the guy the guy the guy with the things, and that one thing, with the stuff, the stuff of legendary things from the the from from the the eight eight eight hiatux heia heia hiatus hiatus the old alchemy from beofreot the existence of mandalas from from before the the adsf the the the the can you hear me the the the, sixty

Tachyon · 2016-04-20 02:43:35

yeah i'd never appreciated before now just how hard it is NOT to backspace, it's such an automatic action i don't even thingk about it normally. ah crap i'm already not sure what else to say well i'm going to talk about curtains curtains are things that you use to cover windows they come in many colours and fabrics and wlel that's protey much all there is to say about curtains well that conversation topic went by in a flash not unlke that first minute and now i wa m well into the second hm i'm blanking but i still have a fw second oh wiat

glennmagusharvey · 2016-04-20 02:45:21

di, re di te la, la si, la ti

di, re di re mi mi, mi ti, di ti

and i forget the rest

then something like "i'll believe"

Princess Alice · 2016-04-20 02:47:00

Sweetie Belle

Strong Bad

Sara Bellum

Star Butterfly

Ssss Bbbb

Alice Hall

Andrew Hussie

A Horse

Adolf Hitler

let's not keep that last one

S. Powell

Salt & Pepper

Standards & Practices

Sports Poooooooooooooornographic

glennmagusharvey · 2016-04-20 02:48:23

i can't type rhythms

i guess i can try

lemme find something appropriately interestin g rhythmically to type

. ... . ... .. . . .
. . . . . . . . . . ... .. . ... . . .

yeah this isn't working

Tatterhood · 2016-04-20 02:48:43

I am typing from a phone. Is that cheating? Maybe. My spelling is gonna be decent at least. I've already wanted to backspace a couple times though so the idea still seems to work. Does it even count as typing if it's on a pH phone. That was an unfortunate autocorrect there. I mean, not actually an autocorrect but a suggested word I accidentally pressed. Also it wasn't that unfortunate.

Tachyon · 2016-04-20 02:50:54

WOOOORD disassociation wooords idisaasiociaition wow thats ahard to spell never fucking mind oops sorry for language my bad um anyway i am a cat lover and i love to run i'm sorry i'm thinking about cats wait this is no fun if you just quote verbatim come on tach do this properly now um this is not a sentence. Anyway let me tell you the story of the time i sa t in a class at university and the lecturer taking the class was telling us about short stories and how to write them. i remember there was some discussion of 'lflowery ' poetic language, purple language even, and whether there was a dangger in the use of excessive cliches i forget the tdetails

Epitome · 2016-04-20 02:54:31

Okay, I'm timing myself using Google Timer. I actually really don't have anything to say so uh. I have a Gatorade which is not the best thing I've ever put in my mouth but not the worst foodwise you know what I already regret this sentence. How much more time do I have? Okay, forty seconds. I still have nothing important to say, oops.

Crystal · 2016-04-20 02:58:09

Gatorade just reminds me of Feraligatr and now I want to play Pokemon some more, and also see a lot more of Re:Zero because oh my gosh that show is wonderful, and the bae is bae. But anyway uh let's see words words words I'm hungr, words. What is this supposed to I want to finish Drakengard so I can then get to S2 then D3 and.... well, oh right, Nier. Nier, yes, spelled that correctly. Snuggle Huggly Buggly Bugsy the video game pens I like kitties. Fuck you. Aplle cider is great, also chirp by the way, just so you knoe.

Yarrun XIX · 2016-04-20 02:59:46

ow my feet hurt why is this music so enticing and yet so dissonant this feels like it's kind of silly but heck i'm enjoying myself i probably should have set a timer, shouldn't I oh well. I'm going to say that's one minute, so we're starting on two. today was a nice day. and my feet are awesome and i am awesome. and thus is the way things go and thus is the way things go. all manne rof things will be wll and all things will be well. ow my back.

Alduin · 2016-04-20 03:03:21

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

Epitome · 2016-04-20 03:08:01

Doing this again, because why not. Maybe I'll actually be able to say somethng oOOPS I R ACCIDENTALLY HIT BACKSPACE BY REFLEX but it's ok because I went back and redid my mistake. I'm curious to hear what the correlation between gatorade and feraligatr is in your head, but dAMN IT KEEP HITTING BACKSPACE WITTHOUT RELIZING IT oh god now i'm making all the typos. I can't do anything right oops I think I'm almost out of

Tachyon · 2016-04-20 03:08:49

did it really take you 2 ientire minutes to write out the same word ten tiemes? although i suppose i shouldn't be too critical sinc e i keep making mistakes and alls o i have no idea what to talk about and in any case this post is really not likely to be very long since it's been a minute already! but that said lightbulbs i don't know whay lightbulbs that's just what poppoed into my head just then. lightbulbs spaghetti ajar krowbar parapluie m

Tre · 2016-04-20 03:13:47

Tiny and Big in Grandpa's Leftovers was released in June 2912 by the Black Pants Game Studio. This yopic is totally obvious but you know, I am a good person and I like T&B so you're going to hear about it and you're going to like it, dammit. A quirky 3D platformer, you play as Tiny, a music and video game loving nerd with a talent for mechanics and a need to retrieve a family heirloom-- a fine whire rib pair of briefs with otherworldly powers. The pants have been stolen by Tiny's asshole brother Big, and with a srsenal of sweet gadgets and a steady nerve, it's up to Tiny to defend his grandfather's honor by taking them back.

To make a short story even shotrer, that diesnt happen. Both brothers end up losing the pants to an unidentifiable mole-like creature called a Dottie, and left without anything to quarrel over beyond their own attitudes the pair kinda sorta make up but it's like in that weird kind of way where youre obviously still salty but you don't really want to argue anymore so it's more like witty banter instead.

Obā-san · 2016-04-20 03:15:00

I hope I made a good impression on yarrun, you know, docs aren't exactly the best walking around shoes, maybe I should go back to Marshalls and get those PONY sneakers? my boyfriend is cute, manayunk, manayunk, activated charcoal, I'm excited to try this charcoal facial scrub bar, (EXPUNGED for lewd), pants are kinda sweaty after all that walking, jeez, he's leaning against me kinda, actually just close, I wanna steal that book from him and keep reading, that short story was kinda depressing, what did that man say, this stop ??????, ivy ridge is it, I forgot what I was just thinking, hmmmmm

Tre · 2016-04-20 03:17:10

my docs aren't super comfortable but they have Finn the Human on them so any argument against their worth is invalid and I will Fite anyone who tells me otherwise. Elsewise. Elsewise was a good album, was it? Maybe? I couldn't tell you, I made the thing, I'm biased.

Imipolex G · 2016-04-20 03:23:08

boob

also, fuzz guitar

more boob

pancakes

the crucifixion of christ considered as a metroidvania

not sure what else to say

boobagain

Salix Babylonika · 2016-04-20 03:27:58

"respect my fram,e i'm built just like a bulldozer / teeth so white that they never get pulled over"

such a good line. fuck, i wish i could rap like meyhem lauren. Why is it meyhem with an E anyway? Wel ltwoo Es. You'd think he'd just sepeppl it the normal way. I wonder if eh really does have more cubans than Miami Beach. That'd be an impressive feat even if not exactly good for his health.

that bit about the peerto rican horse in the beginning of that song is funny but i am not sure if it's maybe racist? I don't think it s but i don't claim to nknow everything in the whole world. that would be oddly and awfully presumptious of myself it would be. Cavallito.

I am a bored Jane. I should play Dota or Jungon or rather, Gungeon, or something.

Alduin · 2016-04-20 03:31:48

Man, I'm picing my nose.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-04-20 03:38:32

"watch your clever, mouth bitch du-dun du-dun"
"watch your clever, mouth bitch du-dun du-dun"
"watch your clever, mouth bitch du-dun du-dun"
"watch your clever, mouth bitch du-dun du-dun" and now this line has a beat to it
see you can aadd a beat to anything
it doesn't matter what it is
this line shouldhave a beat d-un d-un
this line shouldhave a beat d-un d-un
this line shouldhave a beat d-un d-un
this line shouldhave a beat d-un d-un

glennmagusharvey · 2016-04-20 03:39:35

these beats are cheesy as fucking hell but they are what thedy are
they are not good
they are jsut stupidly catchy
tgey should not be acknoweldged in polite conversation
but this is thistposting forum so this they are fair game here

Tachyon · 2016-04-20 12:31:09

i don't think i was sufficiently clear when i wrtote the title to theis thread although in my defence i didin't have room to include the word continuously' which i wanted to include. Anyway the idea is to keep typing without a pause for two minutes, just writing the first thing that comes to mind even if you feel like you have nthing to say. i refuse to believe it takes two minutes to tell us you are picking your naose, you want the landfill maybe. And now i've started writing this i still have a minute left, hm. Well something soemthing words time tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tock hickory dickory i dk anyway the winter snow sandwich muscle sonata pillowcast these are just random i don't know what i'm doing oh i'm done

Corvina · 2016-04-20 13:01:23

gigaaantic gigaaaantic gigaaantic a big big love why did that song come to mind I love the pixies what do I type now I don't know I hope my parents don't go through my luggage I deserve to have some boundaries I really don't know what to typr nrxt

Yarrun XIX · 2016-04-20 13:16:37

Let's try this again, shall we? Listening to Beat the Champ and I'm really glad about how this album turned out. Honestly, for all my dislike of wrestling as a schlocky schlock entertainment, it has shaped so much of my life. I mean, Face Heel Turn, Heel Face Turn? Terms we known by memory, almost.

Huh. This is a lot more collected than last time. I guess I was more tired then? But I'm tired now! Dangit nothing makes any sense. nothing absolutely bloody nothing at all i mean seriously what the hell what the actual hell makes any sense about any singly bloody thing

Tatterhood · 2016-04-20 13:33:17

Okay let's do this again. Still on my phone and also making breakfast, I mean not making so much as waiting for the toaster but whatever. I am not sure how this sentence will end but I did just stuck the word "but" in there so that's cool I guess. Um, algebra. I don't have much to say about it right now.

Fossilmaiden · 2016-04-20 15:09:20

Beware Alamai, the Traitor Prince, with a tongue of gold and claws of steel. Eyes aglow and a tail of blades, a thousand mirrored faces, always moving. A laugh that echoes through the halls, and servants wrought from gems and wire. All is his within this realm, and all of his commands are law, for to refuse is heresy of the darkest sort.

Toolsie · 2016-04-20 15:32:41

Is it sad that I am timing down exactly two minutes? Yes, it is. It's very sad. I like timing things. I feel in control when I can time exactly how long things should take. I feel like an all powerful deity of time. I wish I had more of it, though. It would make life so much easier if I could hit a pause button or a rewind button and just restart things. I was taking to my Australian NaNo writing buddy and we were on about how easy life would be if we could go back to an old save and restart a thing.

Section42L · 2016-04-20 15:33:18

I'm trying this out again. My problems are that I keep trying to bkacpsace which goes against mynature. I should backspace those but I can't because that's not in the rules of the game. Man I hate those typos so much but I can't remove them. do I have oCD? DAmmit I backspaced tehre and fucked up. I hate these typos so fucking much btu I can't remove them because that's not honest. I'm getting frustrating and making MORE typos and now I just even fucked up a the sente of the word and now Im not even typing coherent sentences and I keep thipping backspace AAAAAAAAAAH.

Is it two minutes yet? Please let me end this I don't even know how to describe it and I just backspaced again FUCK. PLEASE LET THIS END NOW. PLEASE. My dad just noticed me doing this and he asked me who I was typoing to. We're finally done, yay!

Fossilmaiden · 2016-04-20 15:59:48

The blood-red forests of Karath do not actually eat people, of course. Trees are little known for their sentience, and even less so for their carnivourousness. If you do in fact find a tree attempting to devour you whole, it may deign you in the future to stop poking around in shapeshifter nests, for they are ornery creatures who little appreciate the arrogance and carelessness of the average adventurer.

Bee · 2016-04-20 17:31:29

Klinotaxis · 2016-04-20 17:43:31

with hearts for the dead i artichoke the cans can't can the can can you know what i mean

i mean i guess i should do something more convenient i mean more readable because if i just say whatever comes to mind then i'll all i'll do is all i'll do is think about the thing that i'm writing like that clouddead song and it'll be is is is is is "oh i just wrote 'is'" is si siss is is is is and that's kind of dull probably but i guess that's not the priority

the problem with stream of consciousness is that i think a lot faster than i type tbh or i mean it's heard to measure speed of typing but but butt but but but butt but tubuasdfa you know what i mean like it's hard to get the words out so there's snecasdf there's necessarily some filtering as i asdfasdf as i decide what to what to what to what to hello hasdhfahdhhhhh decide what to actually type from the mail storm you know what i mean you know what i mean two minutes h ate have you ever

feel bad i feel bad feel feel think think behavior behave that's the triangle get some witgggensten shit up in here

LOAD Cherry · 2016-04-20 18:55:22

alright listen up so here's th story about martherfuckin karna and arjuna. So Karna's mom was like totally bummed she couldn't have a child and the sun god (whose name I forget, sorry I'm not very up on my Hindu pantheon) was like "Hey baby, I'll give you a son, no worries, I got mad sun powers, yo." So she gave birth to this beautiful baby boy with golden armor fused to his skin because he was a badass demigod y'know?

Now some time later, Pandu the Pale, the former crown prince of Bharata was living in exile with his wives because they couldn't conceive or something I forget it's been a couple years since I read/watched this, but any way, one of his wives also knew of this praying to de- er I mean gods to get babies (I meant gods, not demi gods but no backspacing so, yup) I'm not sure if one of them was Karna's mom who had somehow lost Karna? I'm not sure on this but in any case between the two wives they gave birht to five demigods, collectively known as the Pandavas.

So Arjuna was like, the odlest and the coolest because he was hthe son of Indra, y'nkknow? He was like a totally bitchin' archer and he could hit a target the size fo a fly from hella meters away, and Karna was like (because he happended to show up where theywere training ) "ya man, I can do that too, watch" and totally nailed the target, but the Pandavas, because they were a bunch a rich princes now, were like "who tf are you, are you even a kshatriya?)" (Because hindusism had this mad restrictive class system and only Kshatriya could be warriors) Now Karna, grrew up an orphan adopted by chariot drivers or some sshit so he was super not a kshatriya, but the PAndava's cousin, Duroyodhana, elsdest of the Kauravas (who hwere like mad half-demon yo, baD SHIT MAN they were literally grown in pots from some kinds iron flesh blall thing because their mum drank too much of the magic fetrility berew i don't even know but is was BAD MAN) but anyway Duryodhana (correct splelling this time) ([I think]) was like "yao mN, we think you're totally rad and stuff you can work for us" so Karna totally swore this oath to this douchebag and swore fealty to thim.

Now time passes, war comes to Bharata, and Karna totally like rtrades his golden skinarmor for a mad powerful spear to kill Arjuna with, and Arjuna knows that they're brothers and it's mafd tragic and shit. I don't even know what happens after that, but I assume Arjuana kills Karna because epic poetry doesn't believe in happy ending.

THE END

LOAD Cherry · 2016-04-20 18:57:21

ohshitididdn't seethetwominutetimelimit.

LOAD Cherry · 2016-04-20 18:59:53

NEW STOE WITH A TIMER THIS TIME GO

okay so Amaterasu totally had this friedright? Wshe was a harvest god or some tit I don't remanber her name but she was nice and served food that shot out of her orifices but tsukuyomi thoguht this was like totally gross and kill harvest god buddy aso ama was super sad and lockes herself up in a cave so we got a problem now

so omoikane, ame--n-uzume and some bodybuilder hatched a plan to get her out. stripteases and mirrors ensued

THE END

Vriska · 2016-04-20 22:00:21

OK I'm approcximating this with the clock on my computer and I've had a couple shots of vodka so typoes might happen. And I dunnop what to say. I think I spulled noodles on my new shirt but they;re not noodles with a heay stainy sauce so I should be ok. and the shityg was only five dollars

wow I typ a lotwhen I don't backspace hahah holy shit wtf me.

i dunnod o I want motre vodka? shouldn't probably see typos but also IO typo sober I just correct them

now seinfeld is on ad two minutes are up

Aliroz · 2016-04-21 00:00:10

cheese cheese cheese this is yappagloobynalf safejklas so anyways hghbprince sadeas and let virtue garnish they thoughts and also quascle giraffe. Every movie has a cameo by the invisible giraffe of course that is true why wouldn't it be. I have way too much homework but at least I am not having my fingernails turned into anyways nevermind what am I doing I can't I backspace this is getting strange. Well, it looks like I have a couple more

Vriska · 2016-04-21 00:19:36

I want to snuggle my cat but IU dunno where she is, she is hidimg somewhere probably under the bed because she hides under there a lot. But she doesn't have anything to hide from right now since it is not noisy and there are not people here other than me and I am not trying to take her to the vet I just want a hug, I need kitties right now like my avatar why can't I e holding all those kitties look how cute kitties I need them kitties kittie skitties

Tatterhood · 2016-04-21 01:43:50

ok im on the pc right now and im already annoyed at mysef for doing lowercaseposting here because idk ewbhy exactly

and the typos they are many

I think maybe I'm gonna actually talk about algebra now but actually I dstill can't tea really think about what I should say. I tyoed "really" with a t and then decided to make the wordl "tea" for idk what reason sinc eI dodn't work it into the sentence. Wow I undersestimated just how many typoes I can make when I don't backspace. Is "typoes"the r correct plural actually? That r ther eis annoying. I think it should just be "typos". 4 seconds left. 12.

Vriska · 2016-04-21 01:47:21

I found the kitty and snuggled the kitty and she is on the bed noow, I am going to have to send her to the other room soon so I can go to bed, UI wish she could sleep with me but she pounces on my head hwen I leave her in the room at bight so if I put her out at least I can get some sleep. She is gonnag et another snuggle first though because cute little kitty. So cute, so soft, loud purrs. She purred when I snuggled her, so loud with the purr, right on my chest curled up purring and kneading me.

Epitome · 2016-05-01 07:44:00

I'm doing this by using Google Voice so that should be interesting. It is currently 2:41 a.m. in the morning and I'm still up because I'm a disaster. I'm using the timer because you know what I can't have and no one has any right to judge me for it. I thought I would have more to say but I I really do not but it's whatever yes gosh you know actually talking to yourself in an empty room is kind of weird. I wonder if you can tell what my speech patterns are serious probably that I'm a huge freaking nerd I mean that's obvious and also Google Voice is probably going to miss interpret some of the things I say anyway so maybe not the best measure or whatever word you use to describe that anyway time is up so interesting I guess.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-05-01 07:46:24

it's 03:44:22 now or at least it was when i started typing so i guess i need teod start typing areif fa for what, tow pminutes? i dunno what to say, oh no tanother workd just la la la la la, it goes around the world just oa la la la la, it goes aroun the word just la la la la la, it jutoes a round the world thsut jal ala la la, i forget th e exact wrods to the song so now i have less than a minute to burn okay what else can i say i dunno

drm-free games better than steam games!
angry fist shaking
or something

20 more seconds
net wt 13 oz

blah

lee4hmz · 2016-05-01 07:47:35

It's even later here and I need to go to bed myse;lf. I eeads V Trpoes earlier and found miyself missing a hwole bunch of old YF people I haven't seen, in like, ages. I wanted to make some sounp but I think it;s a bignsdfkn a bit too late for that. I can't tapye, like, at all without backsacing, sespecially on this tiny keyboard.

I should really sleep more. its good for me and I feel less lonely and depressed when I actually follow a schdule. oh hey few more seconds.

Calica · 2016-05-01 07:54:37

starting this at 1am on a timer after setting some website shit up. later than i might like, really. but it's cool, i stay up too late most of the time anyways, and i got some cool stuff done. need to do more actual math work but that's slowly coming along itself. also need to look for good wik isoftware for centie's centarlia wiki stuff. but now i can actually do that. thinking of things to say out of nothing is hard for me, i'm starting to freeze up, so i need to just push more, this is coming out boring, i'm too meta to exist, timer has twenty seconds, tickticktictkaticktticktbye

Epitome · 2016-05-01 08:02:10

Well I'm doing this Google Voice thing time to see you what should it think I said and we're already off to a bad start thanks Google Voice. Oh great my mom sees me to have naked talking to my phone and immediately as soon as the worst f****** kill me please. Anyway no one ever Knows What to say when put on the spot anyway willy willy only okay there's no good way to say that over voice and have it translated well. Wait there's going to be Centralia Wiki LA Fitness Centralia what the f*** I shouldn't be Fitness no phone here you're misinterpreting it oh my God I can't deal with this I'm going to die this one it was pissing me off. I can't believe I just got in an argument with my phone's voice to text feature.

Epitome · 2016-05-01 08:02:43

^ well that was a disaster

glennmagusharvey · 2016-05-01 08:09:04

a fff f f f f f
a ff f f f f ff
i can't type rhythms
i have the burning town music from shantae in my head
i want to tpe that out but there is no way to do this
i am sad
so i will just sit here the rest of the time while it plays in my head

type the first thing that comes to mind for two minutes without backspacing or editing, post results

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