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The PRESIDENT: will it be you¿

PlutoniumFistPlutoniumFist
edited 2012-02-20 12:32:32 in Roleplay & Games
Welcome to the president choice simulator!

They have a long year before you, candidate pantsfancy! It is
exciting, challenge, and possibly even dangerous few! The future of the
nation relies on your shoulders!

But if you play your cards you' repair; ll find as a LEADER of the large house!

But don' t is such a crazy escapist, you gleaming diamond! In order to begin a choice, you need three things: Money, friends and advertisement.

What will make you to do?

>PICK YOUR CHOICE
*Money
*Friends
*Advertisement
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  • IdlerIdler
    What, was the last president kidnapped by ninjas?
  • PlutoniumFistPlutoniumFist
    edited 2012-02-20 12:03:42
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    >What, was the last president kidnapped by ninjas?
    COMMANDER NOT RECOGNIZE
  • IdlerIdler
    Friends, then. Because friendship is magic.
  • PlutoniumFistPlutoniumFist
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    >Friends, then. Because friendship is magic.
    COMMANDER TAKE

    You' ve which are preferred collecting the influence of some friends! A
    wise choice, as any bandit baron who tries a political start dynasty one
    or other friend requires! Question only Ricardo Tapias!

    >PICK YOUR CHOICE
    *Ricardo Tapias, trash man card of the tape!
    *Fumblesnoot
    *Frisdrank Meister, rich man in the town!
  • IdlerIdler
    The second one.
  • PlutoniumFistPlutoniumFist
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    >The second one.
    COMMANDER TAKE

    FUMBLESNOOT eyes to look you careful. Last subscribed to time he a candidate, levied they
    bad old draak-wizard' on; s taxes! He will only give you some funds,
    but if you promise keep taxes low.

    > AGREE¿

  • IdlerIdler
    Um, okay.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Idler is British. Doesn't that prohibit him from being president of the US?
  • IdlerIdler
    OH NO IMI'S ONE OF THE BIRTHER MOVEMENT
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It's in the Constitution! I think. I didn't read it; that thing is long.
  • IdlerIdler
    We were actually given a lecture handout that the lecturer said is longer than the US constitution, and the handout wasn't that long.
  • PlutoniumFistPlutoniumFist
    edited 2012-02-20 12:38:48
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    >Um, okay.
    COMMANDER TAKE

    FUMBLESNOOT LOYALTY ADD TO CADRE

    UPLEVEL!

    PLAYER ONE: GOLD STAR
    >Idler is British. Doesn't that prohibit him from being president of the US?
    This world is one the without rules!
    >OH NO IMI'S ONE OF THE BIRTHER MOVEMENT
    CONFLICT

    PLAYER1 is in conflict to be determine!

    >SOLVE?
    *Talk
    *Advertisement
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I was being sarcastic. You don't read Lord of the Rings and then complain about the Constitution being long.

    Anyway, I withdraw my objection.
  • IdlerIdler
    I'll talk.
  • PlutoniumFistPlutoniumFist
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    >Anyway, I withdraw my objection.

    COMMANDER TAKE

    CONFLICT SOLVED
    >I'll talk.
    THAT'S RIGHT YOU TALK. CRIMINAL WHO KILLEd GUS CHUgKINS. INNOcents ON THE LINE LINe_//@:;_-0000000

    ERROR
  • Ace RimmerAce Rimmer
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    -fakes an American Birth Certificate-

    See, I am one of your American peoples
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Don't be silly. You are a marine mammal.
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