Let's play a little game!
In your post, type ">Equip [item]" And the next poster will type what that item does and give it flavor text. For example:
Polyhedral Dice: ± 20 luck
"They're sure sure to bring luck. But the fickle beasties can never seem to decide which kind of luck."
Just like so!
>Equip "Rider Scarf"