REASONS I AM BETTER THAN EINSTEIN

Me:

  • alive
  • beautiful
  • released 11 albums last year
  • good at checkers
  • twitter game A+
Einstein:

  • dead
  • ugly as shit
  • weird hair
  • probably bad at checkers
  • ZERO album releases last year
  • Twitter game F-

Comments

  • kill living beings
    look, you've got a point about the albums, but calling him ugly is just crass
  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    11 albums? did they get good reviews?
  • I can all but hear the chimes
    They are long and loud and slow
    he had cool hair but moustaches are such a turnoff for me
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i think this may make chinook the best, for while you may be good at checkers, chinook is literally as good at checkers as it is possible to be
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