The Heapers' Court

Princess Alice · 2012-02-16 01:53:34

What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not actors. They are actual litigants with a case pending in a Heapersburg municipal court. Both parties have agreed to drop their claims and have their claims settled here, in our forum: THE HEAPERS' COURT!

I'm the judge, of course.
v is the plaintiff
vv is the defendant

Obā-san · 2012-02-16 01:55:00

Huh?

Bunny · 2012-02-16 01:55:43

Bwah?

Princess Alice · 2012-02-16 01:56:48

Hahaha, Naney's suing his boyfriend

Er, I mean, plaintiff, state your case.

Obā-san · 2012-02-16 01:57:58

I demand the cuddles Bunny promised me!!!!

Princess Alice · 2012-02-16 02:00:37

I see. Did the defendant sign a contract stating he owed you cuddles?

Obā-san · 2012-02-16 02:02:59

Yes.

Bunny · 2012-02-16 02:03:38

The coupon I gave him CLEARLY STATES that the cuddles expired a month ago.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-16 02:12:13

Mr. Naney, is this, in fact, the coupon the defendant gave you? Because this looks like a photocopy.

Bunny · 2012-02-16 02:18:31

Unfortunately, Mr. Naney has already gone to sleep.

That's what you get for conducting trials at 2 in the morning.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-16 02:19:30

*sigh* Fine.

This court is in recess.

RainbowMatt · 2012-02-16 03:06:12

Can I be the court artist?

Imipolex G · 2012-02-16 12:13:50

Woo-hoo, recess! -runs for the slide-

Idler · 2012-02-16 12:15:46

-calls the bailiff on Imi-

I did a moot today, that makes me qualified to be the defence attorney.

Obā-san · 2012-02-16 12:40:48

Recess?

~JUNGLE GYM TEIM~

Idler · 2012-02-16 12:54:21

STOP THAT

YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF THIS COURT

Unknown · 2012-02-16 12:59:20

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Imipolex G · 2012-02-16 13:00:38

CA is going to regret ever using the word "recess"

Obā-san · 2012-02-16 13:07:18

^^^NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH~

Bunny · 2012-02-16 13:18:54

*starts making out with the plaintiff*

Idler · 2012-02-16 13:23:31

...does this mean I don't get my fee?

Imipolex G · 2012-02-16 13:31:18

*pays off Idler*

Now for the after-court orgy party!

Obā-san · 2012-02-16 15:19:41

YAY~

Idler · 2012-02-16 15:21:42

As long as I get paid.

/heartless corporate attorney

Obā-san · 2012-02-16 15:24:46

I WILL PAY YOU IN SNUGGLES.

Idler · 2012-02-16 15:25:52

Snuggles have no effect on my black heart.

Imi already paid me anyway.

Obā-san · 2012-02-16 15:32:11

Oh, ok then. :3

Idler · 2012-02-16 15:33:07

Apparently my mooting was quite good.

Haven · 2012-02-16 15:52:46

So does that mean you could run 4chan?

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