Why does Triumph the Insult Comic Dog have an election special?

Odradek

?????

Obā-san

Watch Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Slam Politically Correct Youth Voters

Neuter him.

Salix Babylonika

this is the worst thing I have ever heard about

Obā-san

im mad that i know that this exists now

i had no clue that things in this world had gotten this bad

Salix Babylonika

yeah I would've just kinda preferred to not know

between this and Kanye defending Bill Cosby it is not a good night for things that were popular in the mid-2000s.

Obā-san

im so tired of hearing about peoples Kanye West opinions

how much of a scrub do you have to be to have strong kanye west opinions

answer: it seems like everyone in the universe is scrub enough

if i were to start unfollowing people over this, i would lose half my mutuals i have to ride this out send help

Salix Babylonika

ok

Klinotaxis

I believe in a nation where any dog has the right to express its opinion.

Obā-san

this is definitive proof that cats are the superior animal

Klinotaxis

Bark.

Odradek

Today is Tomorrow said:

this is definitive proof that cats are the superior animal

Wait til I tell you about Mitzers: The Cat That Denies The Holocaust

Vriska

I didn't even know Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was still a thing that tried to be relevant.

Obā-san

Baldanders said:

Today is Tomorrow said:

this is definitive proof that cats are the superior animal

Wait til I tell you about Mitzers: The Cat That Denies The Holocaust

still better than an insult comic tbh

Imipolex G

we cows will have nothing to do with this sham of an election

Odradek

Today is Tomorrow said:

Baldanders said:

Today is Tomorrow said:

this is definitive proof that cats are the superior animal

Wait til I tell you about Mitzers: The Cat That Denies The Holocaust

still better than an insult comic tbh

ejjy

Obā-san

im not even lying

like, imagine if you had the choice between a one night stand with a neo-nazi or an insult comic

provided you avoid talking about politics, the neo-nazi might be ok. i mean, im not saying it'd be a great time, but hey, bad times happen.

whereas the insult comic? he's guaranteed to be a perpetual 13 year old who thinks he's the funniest thing on god's green earth. he probably has a good deal of professional respect for the people behind South Park.

utterly insufferable.

Obā-san

obviously, neither of these people are acceptable long-term relationship options

Klinotaxis

whoa whoa who said anything about fucking the dog

Obā-san

i guess i did

Imipolex G

around here it's pretty much a given

Obā-san

though i was thinking in terms of humans: i.e. the person who puppeteers the insult comic dog puppet

but like, fucking the puppet is always an option if you're into that

Obā-san

Imipolex G said:

around here it's pretty much a given

sez the cow canoodler

the bovine boinker

the

the

proponent of livestock related lasciviousness

Salix Babylonika

Today is Tomorrow said:

im not even lying

like, imagine if you had the choice between a one night stand with a neo-nazi or an insult comic

provided you avoid talking about politics, the neo-nazi might be ok. i mean, im not saying it'd be a great time, but hey, bad times happen.

whereas the insult comic? he's guaranteed to be a perpetual 13 year old who thinks he's the funniest thing on god's green earth. he probably has a good deal of professional respect for the people behind South Park.

utterly insufferable.

here on heapers' hangout, we ask the important questions

Imipolex G

Today is Tomorrow said:

Imipolex G said:

around here it's pretty much a given

sez the cow canoodler

the bovine boinker

the

the

proponent of livestock related lasciviousness

hey, I never excepted myself.

Obā-san

Today is Tomorrow said:

though i was thinking in terms of humans: i.e. the person who puppeteers the insult comic dog puppet

but like, fucking the puppet is always an option if you're into that

ok ok ok

now

imagine

blind double date

it turns out that the three other people are

1. Foxy from FNAF

2. Ricky Gervais

3. Bradley R. Smith

now, on the course of your date, you all go down to the trolley yard, and due to some complicated happenstance they are all left immobile on the forks of a set of tracks, there is a trolley barreling down on them, and you are the only person who can shift the trolley direction lever in time.

Your dilemma is further complicated by the following facts:

* Ricky is with child, the child is not yours, and said child will grow up to be the greatest pianist of all time

* Foxy is also with child, but the child is yours, and will grow up to be Hitler

Calica

you gotta kill baby hitler

Calica

Calica said:

you gotta kill baby hitler

-jeb!

Klinotaxis

dives out the window, falls several stories, dies traumatically

Imipolex G

Ricky is with child?

Obā-san

yes.

Salix Babylonika

Today is Tomorrow said:

Today is Tomorrow said:

though i was thinking in terms of humans: i.e. the person who puppeteers the insult comic dog puppet

but like, fucking the puppet is always an option if you're into that

ok ok ok

now

imagine

blind double date

it turns out that the three other people are

1. Foxy from FNAF

2. Ricky Gervais

3. Bradley R. Smith

now, on the course of your date, you all go down to the trolley yard, and due to some complicated happenstance they are all left immobile on the forks of a set of tracks, there is a trolley barreling down on them, and you are the only person who can shift the trolley direction lever in time.

Your dilemma is further complicated by the following facts:

* Ricky is with child, the child is not yours, and said child will grow up to be the greatest pianist of all time

* Foxy is also with child, but the child is yours, and will grow up to be Hitler

GOAT

Klinotaxis

yeah you carry the goat across, then go back alone, then take the wolf across, then take the goat back, then take the cabbage across, then go back, and fuck the goat

MetaFour

First you take Foxy across the river, then you go back across alone, then you take Ricky across, then you and Foxy take the boat back, then you ask Foxy "Which rail line would your twin sister tell me to choose?"

Sredni Vashtar

Which, of course, breaks the wolf's heart, and their relationship never recovers.

You bastard.

Odradek

But why aren't I helping the tortoise? I would help the tortoise.

Klinotaxis

i'm too good for the wolf

Imipolex G

greatest pianist? whatever

if you said greatest guitarist, eh, maybe

Fossilmaiden

Baldanders said:

But why aren't I helping the tortoise? I would help the tortoise.

But the tortoise would make delicious soup.

Odradek

An emmy-nominated election special

Tatterhood

this was a pretty good thread tbh, should've nominated it for an emmy instead