It's rush hour in my arteries!

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-10 21:39:10

~or~

Seamus Drinks a Bacon Shake

Being a frequent patron of Jack in the Box, I like to keep in the loop when it comes to their new products. Jack doesn't make as many bad decisions as the Burger King does, but his imagination and penchant for finding the grotesque in otherwise normal foods makes him the clear winner in my eyes.

Recently, Jack has unveiled his newest culinary monstrosity, a lumbering golem of memetic tastes and good old-fashioned gluttony. I speak, of course, of the Bacon Shake.

I'm saving it for last. The burger and fries were normal. The soda, average.

Make way for the Bacon Shake.

Unknown · 2012-02-10 21:41:23

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PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-10 21:42:28

Alack, there is no delicious meat candy in it. It's a vanilla shake with bacon syrup.

...

We live in a world with bacon syrup. Welcome to the future.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 21:43:01

...is it any good?

Unknown · 2012-02-10 21:43:34

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ProfessorGator · 2012-02-10 21:43:44

Bacon...syrup?

Well, I can't say I should be surprised that they invented it, but I've never heard of it before now.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-10 21:44:27

I don't know if it's good yet. I'm gonna take the first sip....

...Now.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 21:44:51

...

Unknown · 2012-02-10 21:45:01

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PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-10 21:45:03

oh god

Unknown · 2012-02-10 21:45:31

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PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-10 21:45:40

good Lord it's like coffee

Haven · 2012-02-10 21:45:58

Justice gave me bacon beer a while ago. It too was...an experience.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 21:47:18

holy fucking shit

Unknown · 2012-02-10 21:47:55

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PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-10 21:48:24

oh God I'm gagging

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Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 21:49:34

Don't die Seamus!

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-10 21:49:34

The coffee taste doesn't last long. It only starts off tasting like coffee, and coffee taste is okay. There's a very distinct aftertaste of bacon that sits really heavy on my tongue.

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Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 21:52:02

There are no Jack in the Boxes around here. Guess I won't be trying that one.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-10 21:53:45

Even if there were Jack in the Boxes around you I couldn't suggest you'd try it.

It's literally giving me chills.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 21:55:30

Someone get a paramedic.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-10 21:56:08

Not till I finish it.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-10 22:13:10

I couldn't finish it. Call the paramedic.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 22:14:24

-dials 911-

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Misery · 2012-02-10 23:38:10

BACON IS THE FOOD OF THE GODS

Anonus · 2012-02-10 23:39:15

Bacon syrup exists? Weird, to me.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-10 23:46:45

I lost interest as soon it was said that it was "bacon" syrup and there was no bacon.

I mean...it's not like they don't HAVE bacon on hand. They can at least chop some up and put some on top.

The bacon beer that Haven mentioned? DID have real bacon in it.

Haven · 2012-02-10 23:50:55

bacon bear

Smoky, delicious mauling.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-10 23:53:21

Bacon shake? Bacon syrup? Bacon beer?

Dammit America, that's it, I'm moving to France.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-11 00:05:17

Misery · 2012-02-11 00:06:18

Bacon chocolate.

It's rush hour in my arteries!

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