You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
We should make a cartoon series that teaches kids terrible morals
But that's unintentionally teaching children terrible lessons. This would be very much calculated, like the really weird episodes of Adventure Time that end on creepy lingering notes of "what just happened?"
Okay, it turns out that Debian issue I was complaining about already has a bug filed on it, but for whatever reason, something that should be an easy fix (changing gnome-bluetooth's dependency priority in network-manager-gnome) has gotten bogged down in stupid-ass politics I don't give a shit about grumble grumble grumble.
Whatever, fuck the bureaucrats. I'm using wicd until they get their heads out of their asses. >:P
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Man, we gotta be straight up-front with these terrible morals. There's no room to leave anything open to interpretation!
"Is something wrong, Jenny?"
"Well, it's just...I used to think it was wrong to exploit other people for my own gain. But our adventure today has taught me that I was wrong. Taking advantage of other people is the only way to win at life. I could be the sort of passive person who dedicates my life to helping out everyone I come across, but I don't want to do that anymore. From now on I'm going to be the big shot, the one who only cares about myself. I don't have time to waste away caring about other people when I could be doing things for me!"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
OK, short explanation: Lamezone is series of extremely weird interconnected comics by Cate Wurtz, a.k.a. Partydog, which have attained a minor memetic status here. Within the universe of the comics, there is a popular show called Dog Cop about a dog cop who has, in the words of one character, the superpower of murder.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
GO DOWNLOAD AND WATCH EQUESTRIA GIRLS, YOU NEGATIVE NANCIES!
I AM NOT PUTTING UP WITH WITH YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEMS WITH THE DIRECTIONS THE MOVIE BRINGS THE SHOW IN, YOU FUCKERS ALL SAT DOWN AND WATCHED A SHOW ABOUT CARTOON HORSES, YOU CAN SPEND A LITTLE OVER AN HOUR WATCHING HUMAN VERSIONS OF THOSE CARTOON HORSES, GOD DAMN!
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marshmallow hell
"Hmmm, aha!"
COP QUACK! HE CATCHES THE GOONS, BUT HE'S A LOON!
(FX: RECORD SCRATCH)
"Drat!"
COP QUACK!!!!! SATURDAYS AT 11/12 EASTERN TIME
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Don't hide it.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis