Yuri The Only One by the Leet Street Boys is not a pop love ballad full of geek/otaku references, bu

Odradek

t a pop ballad about a Yuri Fan explaining to a girl who is interested in him that Het Is Ew.

It's all kind of obvious if we analyize some of the shout outs.

• First, the title. It clearly states that the male singer is only interested in Yuri.
• "Like a persocom I'm teaching you." Teaching her that Het Is Ew.
• "Like a Pokémon I pikachu." I'll look, but not touch.
• "Like Gundam Seed you're my destiny." Considering the reputation of Gundam SEED Destiny, that is not a compliment.
• "For Yuna and Zelda and Chi I'd do anything." If it's a love song, why mention three other girls? Unless he wantsyuri of them.
• "Yuri the only one for me." Once again, we have the singer claim to be only interested in Yuri.
• "Priceless Like a PS3" and "You and I make Nintendo Wii." If the girl has the market value of a PS3, but her physcial specs plus the singer's are equivlent to a Wii, then the girl is seriously overpriced.

Odradek

• "You're my Angel out of Tokyo-3." First off, due to Hype Aversion and Internet Backdraft, comparing anything to "Evangelion" is probably not good. Also, that implies that the girl is an Eldritch Abomination dripping in Freudianand Religious symbolism, quite likely to turn around and Mind Rape you at any point in time.
• "Cell-shaded face in an AMV." No AMVs make good use of Cell shading on anything that wasn't cell-shaded before.
• "Just like Ranma you're the better half of me." Ranma hated his genderbending.
• "Sephy's Mom has got it going on." Okay, this part is a Big Lipped Aligator Moment, but it still has the singer mentioning the appeal of another woman sort of.

Klinotaxis

oh god oh god oh god this is even worse it's crawling out of my cochleas

Haven

Klinotaxis said:

oh god oh god oh god this is even worse it's crawling out of my cochleas

glennmagusharvey

, bu

Calica

why are you linking tvtropes

Section42L

Haven said:

Klinotaxis said:

oh god oh god oh god this is even worse it's crawling out of my cochleas

Imipolex G

lolz

glennmagusharvey

Imipolex G said:

lolz

why would you put your head between two concrete pillars

Calica

it's a preferable experience to listening to a leet street boys song

Obā-san

Obā-san

I WANT A HENTAI GIRL FOR ME

TO MAKE ME HAPPY

I WANT HER SO I CAN

STOP USING MY HANDS

EVERY SINGLE DAY

WHILE WATCHING ANIME

ID PULL HER FROM MY SCREEN

JUST LIKE IN MY DREAMS

I WANT TO FEEL HER TOUCH

(MAINLY ON MY CROTCH)

I WANT MY OWN HENTAI GIRL

AND SHE WOULD SING

glennmagusharvey

Calica said:

it's a preferable experience to listening to a leet street boys song

Obā-san

glenn listen to the song i embedded youll like it but also hate it

Princess Alice

Unless he wantsyuri

glennmagusharvey

Today is Tomorrow said:

glenn listen to the song i embedded youll like it but also hate it

Oh, I've heard this before.

The chord progression, instrumentals, and rhythm, are decent, I guess.

The lyrics can go take a hike on the Appalachian Trail though.

glennmagusharvey

Wait, then it became boring about two minutes or so into the song.

glennmagusharvey

so now I'm listening to "God is a Girl" by Groove Coverage instead

much better song

Salix Babylonika

glennmagusharvey said:

so now I'm listening to "God is a Girl" by Groove Coverage instead

much better song

I like that song actually

the remix with the random snippets of radio chatter is better though

lee4hmz

OK where did the copypasta in the OP come from? That seems incredibly dorky, even for TVT.