PORK TONGUES

edited 2012-01-25 15:35:02 in General
I want to talk to you about Pork Tongues. Do you realize the value of Pork Tongues in theis cononmy? No, you don't becuyase your stupid and you need EDUCATION

Pork Tongues were realized in 19777777777 but then they were ruled iilelagal by an oppressive Government and then their building was nuked, seeing as how there was now Anarchy Pork Tongue Trade could continue freely

but then the pigs objected to their dead bodies having their tongues used too so they put the brakes on that and now Pork Tongues are not legal again

because if they are all the pigs will strike, but then you wonder why the FUCK they agreed to the job in the first place
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