Death

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• Bobby? Are you there, Bobby? I love you, no matter what. Without you, I'd be out of a job. Now good night. Call me in the morning.

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2013-03-06 03:29:43
• Sigh. Is my presence desired? I was taking my evening nap.

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2013-03-06 03:23:56
• Curses! I'll be back for you. ...and the rest of you mortals, too.

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2013-02-21 23:38:27
• I would do this all fancy-like, but unfortunately I seem to have lost my black candles. Alas. Could you help me find them again?

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2013-02-21 23:35:40
• Imipolex G.

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2013-02-21 23:31:13
• Curses.

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2012-12-30 06:46:26
• There can't be more of me can there? The Black Plague was my doing, all mine!

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2012-12-30 06:45:05
• (I hardly know who half of these people behind the scenes are. I might be.)

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2012-12-30 06:42:13
• A lunch worthy of your poetry.

  in Win a free lunch with Death! Comment by Death 2012-12-30 06:41:24
• (I'm guessing you can't die.)

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2012-12-30 06:39:29
• If only there were one more major chord. We would have 13 of them.

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2012-12-30 06:38:30
• ...Maybe I should just leave.

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2012-12-30 06:37:09
• Drop it like it's hot.

  in The Raketen-Stadt Comment by Death 2012-12-28 05:53:16
• I'm somewhere in the middle of act 5. I like this comic. It keeps me company while I'm doing my deathly duties.

  in The Homestuck Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Forum Comment by Death 2012-12-28 05:52:30
• Gee, thanks for reminding me.

  in The LGBT Thread Comment by Death 2012-12-28 05:46:32
• That isn't how gay works and you know it.

  in The LGBT Thread Comment by Death 2012-12-28 05:41:41
• You know what's boring? Doing what I do every day and going home to a dead abyss every night.

  in website Comment by Death 2012-12-28 05:41:00
• I'm not supposed to but sometimes I think it would be nice to date a guy and not be a dirty old bag of bones. I guess this makes me a gay reaper.

  in The LGBT Thread Comment by Death 2012-12-28 05:36:26
• There is no shitstorm too dense for my blade to slice through.

  in performing abortions with automatic weapons while listening to pirated music at a gay wedding Comment by Death 2012-12-28 05:31:39
• My body is very boney.

  in The LGBT Thread Comment by Death 2012-12-28 05:30:34
• My sock fell to the power of death's blade. Do you want to be next?

  in website Comment by Death 2012-12-28 05:28:20
• What is that useless sockuppet of mine up to? I'm sorry. Come, Damsel, let us go back to Hades. And Cream, you will be going with her if you don't keep yourself in line. Now get back to work.

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2012-12-28 05:21:30
• Don't listen to Cream. She's my sockpuppet.

  in website Comment by Death 2012-12-28 05:19:32
• Yes.

  in xX420BIGBLUNTSSNIPER420Xx Comment by Death 2012-09-29 16:43:58
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  in They're dead dave Comment by Death 2012-09-29 16:43:30
• These crates will be no problem for the Reaper.

  in MANCRATES Comment by Death 2012-09-29 16:42:52
• There is no privilege under my blade.

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by Death 2012-09-29 16:40:27
• You called?

  in A Heaper's Edgar Allan Poesque Ruminations on the Departure to Naught Comment by Death 2012-09-29 16:39:14
• As someone who's been on Earth for a very long time, I'm telling you "B" is more widely accepted. That's my choice. Either way, names are useless in the afterlife.

  in Okay, can I just have some consensus on this? Comment by Death 2012-09-02 02:15:14
• I like Marluxia. He flatters me.

  in Let me tell you about Kingdom Hearts Comment by Death 2012-09-02 02:12:40
• I say, what is this, er, thing doing under my arm? I command you to stop that! Uh, stop that and I will let you have cookies from the dark side.

  in Huntsmen Comment by Death 2012-08-19 16:38:17
• As always, Death wins.

  in Huntsmen Comment by Death 2012-08-19 16:35:47
• Luigi: conduct your roleplaying less shamefully.

  in Huntsmen Comment by Death 2012-08-19 16:33:30
• Luigi: pull in that negative Carl with your positivity.

  in Huntsmen Comment by Death 2012-08-19 16:30:12
• Luigi: redirect the current situation.

  in Huntsmen Comment by Death 2012-08-19 16:26:18
• Luigi: make Carl stop making so much static in here with his puns that are even worse.

  in Huntsmen Comment by Death 2012-08-19 16:22:37
• Luigi: nervously creep out of the building.

  in Huntsmen Comment by Death 2012-08-19 16:16:03
• Luigi: zap back into composure.

  in Huntsmen Comment by Death 2012-08-17 20:45:08