Just got a message on PoF from someone who says that he is looking for a “loyal loving caring and honest relationship”, hasn’t had much “look” at all and is starting to give up, and that is so “loyal loving caring and honest” that he’s written it tw…
I've been feeling pretty shit lately, hence my absence.
I want to get back into The Sims 3, but I don't know what to do. Create a bunch of heapers and let them fight to the death? Create a bunch of Sims and conduct experiments on them?
What do.
So... Guess who's just caved in and got tinder?
This chick.
At least I don't get weirdos messaging me, as you can only message people who've been matched too.
Yeah, it is a bit too highbrow.
That, and I blocked him.
Decided that this will be how I tackle people like that. Give them a response that is so ridiculous that they won't get that I'm saying "no" to them.
So I received this message today:
"Hi Emily hope you are well , would you like to chat with a mature 21 year old lad who knows where he wants to go In life ?"
Now, I wasn't sure how to respond. Normally, I would just delete the message, but this t…
Bill has red eyes, which is weird. But they did come from the same litter, so they are brothers.
Is Bill an albino?
He has light grey fur and red eyes, so I guess that makes him albino.
I was just thinking about my ex friend, and how things would be if I hadn’t cut her out of my life three years ago.
She’s made no attempt to contact me, so I guess I meant fuck all to her.
are the saw movies any good?
mind you i find the concept revolting but
does that make me weak?
They’re not the greatest of films, but good for a laugh.
Zooming down a dual carriageway on the way to Oxford (yay rail replacement buses), and I'm just starting at the trees and cars going past.
So naturally I start having an existential crisis.
So I’m having a shower at my friend’s house, and the water suddenly cuts out. I wouldn’t mind, but I was covered in soapy bubbles and had conditioner in my hair. I managed to use water from the tap to rinse most of the bubbles off, but I needed a co…
So I’m staying round at a friend from
uni’s house, and I’m fast asleep in the living room on the sofa bed.
Suddenly I’m woken up by one of her cats walking over my face.
Writing a hetero romance: Difficult, no chemistry between the characters, love feels forced.
Writing a gay romance: YES, THESE TWO ARE SOULMATES AND ARE IN LOVE
So, hey, I'm writing another gay romance novel for July NaNo, with a modern fantasy set…
My sister is wearing a hoodie. It is 30°.
Someone at work is wearing a jumper. I asked her how she was able to cope with the heat. She said “it’s not hot enough for me”.
How.
Having a conversation with this old lady when I was on the tills at work, and she said that she had just left work and her brain was mush. I said that I was in at 10am and finished at 7pm. She said, “Oh, it’s fine when you’re busy, but when you’re n…
I’m topping up the purple parts of my hair.
So far all I’ve managed to stain is my forehead and ears.
And my neck.
And the pristine clean beige bath rug.
Me: I’ll just do some level grinding for the Elite Four, but nothing more.
*two hours later*
Me: Oh, I’m now the Champion.
Yeah, Pokemon Omega Ruby owns my soul.
I’ve now joined the Dark Brotherhood.
As such, I have combined the two uniforms together to get their respective bonuses: the extra carrying weight of the TG armour and and lock picking bonus of the TG gloves, but also the arrow damage bonus of the…
I also like how they comment that I have for coming out of my ears when I become a werewolf, even though I’m wearing a helmet that covers my entire head.
Playing Skyrim, and a guard confronted me about being in the Thieves Guild.
I wonder what gave me away? It couldn’t possibly be because I’m walking around with the Thieves Guild uniform on, right?
I’ve got a nine hour shift on Friday (actually eight hours, but I have an hour’s worth of breaks).
Also, guess who potentially has an eye infection? This chick, right here.
I say potentially, because it’s more on an eyelash infection. A stye, or …