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• Chestnuts roasting on an opensopping wetdrippingBRAND NEW CAR(we dropped it in the pool oops)

  in Fuck it, Christmas party Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 07:02:56
• https://www.quora.com/Does-Nintendo-have-a-canonical-reason-why-Mario-keeps-inviting-Bowser-go-karting lmao at this analysis I love the top two answers, the first feels so hopeful and the second so cynical~

  in chonkcolate Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 06:40:52
• AND TO ALL A GOOD TOYOTATHON

  in Fuck it, Christmas party Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 06:29:37
• I- What is it? What does it do? How have you acquired such a tool? Could it be... Witch! THE GIRL IS A WITCH!!!

  in just bought th e latest technoloGY Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 06:27:40
• Imagine a hot tub But like Christmas *turns on the jets & makes a Santa beard with bubbles*

  in Fuck it, Christmas party Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 05:07:41
• Slightly too moist, or slightly too dry? 🤔

  in This, or that? Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 05:00:31
• oh shit now it's a fkn PARTY Sumner just makes me think of Gauntlet and now I'm imagining the great wizard getting the heroes to festively cane him, you should be ashamed, ashaaaaamed

  in Fuck it, Christmas party Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 04:50:04
• The most festive pastime! *Shurikens one of the candy canes at some rando*

  in Fuck it, Christmas party Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 04:40:51
• I now have two (2) whole candy canes This is the best Christmas of my life :,D *Stirs my hot cocoa with them and licks them until they're sharp enough to stab marshmallows with*

  in Fuck it, Christmas party Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 04:34:43
• Well tell this art that staring is rude >:[

  in my sticker art Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 04:30:22
• D.I.D. scares me, not in a "ooh so scary" way but a "I wonder if I have this but don't want to self-diagnose and haven't talked to a mental health professional in years despite the fact that I probably should still be in therapy and I'm too lazy and…

  in Fuck it, Christmas party Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 04:25:14
• By Jove I wish I could clone myself, and I have wished this so many times but don't you just wanna be completely alone but also surrounded by people sometimes? Like you've had fun with actual people that you like and enjoy spending time with but are…

  in Fuck it, Christmas party Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 04:16:20
• Would it be stereotypical of me to say that himbofication is infinitely better?

  in Bimbo is a slur >:[ Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 03:58:04
• NOW WITH 50% LESS FAT, ONLY 5 DELICIOUS CALORIES, SAME GREAT TASTE

  in The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 03:29:11
• the last one

  in Bimbo is a slur >:[ Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 02:51:35
• Not you, you didn't pay for that Limited Edition Cranberry Sprite Flavored Big Mac® Combo Meal (With Free Peppermint McRib®), SECURITY SECURITYYYYY!!!!!

  in The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery) Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 02:14:41
• WARNING! This post may only be partially accurate, believe with caution

  in Bimbo is a slur >:[ Comment by ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ 2022-12-26 02:12:37