Clearly, it is because you have absolutely no idea what bawdy means. The simplest, most obvious choice would have been to look it up in the dictionary, but as you no doubt know by now, you don't always tend to make the easier or obvious decisions. O…
spoiler because i think we have arachnophobes here?
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AAAARGH WHY DID I CLICK THAT
FUCK NOW IM GONNA BE SO FREAKED OUT NEXT TIME I KILL A SPIDER
LIKE MORE THAN USUAL
You choose the left road, because whynot.
"Nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer!" you sing. "You take one down, pass it around, you got nine hundred ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall!…
Hey, you can't command the narrator! You're not the boss of him! How dare you break the fourth wall like that? Don't answer that question, it was rhetorical. Just get back in character.
You were searching for a barrel, remember?
You may have been born yesterday, but you should at least know that eating people is probably not the best option. Not to mention, that video is absolutely ridiculous and I can't believe I watched it all the way to the end. During class, no less!
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Actually, it seems your clothing has changed to accommodate this world. You are now wearing jeans, a tshirt, and some sneakers. The reason people are looking is probably because you're still in the embarrassing pose in which you landed.
On, and you …
i keep buying ice cream treats with names like "sinful chocolust chocoholic chococide 2: the revenge of the cocoa-succubi" taking two bites and regretting it
omg can i try this flavor
dis·tinc·tivedəˈstiNG(k)tiv/adjectivecharacteristic of one person or thing, and so serving to distinguish it from others."juniper berries give gin its distinctive flavor"synonyms:distinguishing, characteristic, typical, individual, particular, pecul…