ITT: Princess Alice gives you $5 for no reason (now tax-free!)

Comments

• Boney

  2017-10-01 04:02:01

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Money is a lie
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-01 04:09:04

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  five dollars doesn't go far anymore, but what the hell
  
• Misery

  2017-10-01 05:02:05

  The sadness will last forever.

  k
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-10-01 05:03:34

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Much obliged.
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-10-01 05:06:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  The twist is that these are Centralian dollars and so they have my face on them!!!!!
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-01 06:27:13

  Junie B Jones said:

  The twist is that these are Centralian dollars and so they have my face on them!!!!!

  UR FACE
  
• vtk

  2017-10-01 07:31:52

  embrace the confusion
  

  Can I buy mozzarella sticks at Arby's with my $5?
• Princess Alice

  2017-10-01 17:36:58

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I don't see why not
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-10-01 17:47:41

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Faaaace

  
  

  Off
• Calica

  2017-10-01 18:18:32

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Junie B Jones said:

  The twist is that these are Centralian dollars and so they have my face on them!!!!!

  okay but are these the pre- or post-hyperinflation versions
• Princess Alice

  2017-10-01 18:19:07

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Calica said:

  Junie B Jones said:

  The twist is that these are Centralian dollars and so they have my face on them!!!!!

  okay but are these the pre- or post-hyperinflation versions

  Why don't you spend 'em and see??
• AshUpquark

  2017-10-01 18:19:54

  pretty much some white kid

  Why the sudden generosity?
• AshUpquark

  2017-10-01 18:21:01

  pretty much some white kid

  Not that I'm assuming there's a catch, I'm just curious what prompted this.
• Alduin

  2017-10-01 18:49:58

  I love money!
• Section42L

  2017-10-01 19:10:37

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Tatterhood

  2017-10-01 19:11:30

  I don't want it for no reason, can you make a reason up
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-10-01 19:16:04

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Ok, fine, the reason is that more people need to be carrying pictures of my face around in their wallets.
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-01 19:35:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Suitably egotistical.
  
• AshUpquark

  2017-10-01 20:02:22

  pretty much some white kid

  That is a fine reason.

  
  

  I will treasure it.  Perhaps I'll have it framed.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-01 20:09:29

  Daiyousei said:

  That is a fine reason.

  
  

  I will treasure it.  Perhaps I'll have it framed.

  ...for robbery!
  
• AshUpquark

  2017-10-01 20:11:07

  pretty much some white kid

  Certainly not!
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-01 22:44:43

  Framing $5 bills for crimes they didn't commit should be really easy.  They can't argue with you or defend themselves in a court of law.