if Ulysses were playing online using the username Nobody
and his hand of cards contained the card Any Respect
when played by that player, that card simultaneously kicks everyone off the internet, throws shoes at them, hurls juvenile insults at them, and laughs at them with low-bitrate recordings of synthesized laughter
so if holding up the finger represents the [censored because this is not a NSFW thread], does that mean that holding up four fingers represents four [censored because this is not a NSFW thread]es?
or does it just mean 4x insult
max 10x insult possible while talking and wearing shoes but not mittens max 11x insult possible while wearing shoes but not mittens and not talking max 21x insult possible while wearing neither shoes nor mittens and not talking, bonus points if you throw the shoes at the person, extra bonus points if you don't miss, super extra bonus points if that person is a world leader
no seriously i wonder what happens if you replace one's habit of doing the obscene gesture of raising one's middle finger at people with the as-yet-not-well-recognized gesture of raising both one's middle finger and one's ring finger at people?
and add in a weird teethy grimace while you're at it
starring ??????????? as the courtroom judge in Phoenix Wright
Dawn arrived at the meeting of the Advance Shipping Fanbase, and while still in the doorway, she proudly said, with a smile, "Fuck you fuck you fuck you all! :D" She was promptly shot by a monochrome man in the saloon. Her death was implied.
As a result, Sexy Garchomp was sentenced to serve as legal counsel for UBER's CEO. This way, Sexy Garchomp's sexiness would be of no use, except in exacerbating UBER's sexism problems, while UBER's CEO would have an incompetent legal defense. It was a win-win.
does anyone else here did not like uber (the ridesharing company) even early on? just like, felt some sort of undercurrent of antipathy for it. long before the recent controversies came to light
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and his hand of cards contained the card Any Respect
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so if holding up the finger represents the [censored because this is not a NSFW thread], does that mean that holding up four fingers represents four [censored because this is not a NSFW thread]es?
or does it just mean 4x insult
max 10x insult possible while talking and wearing shoes but not mittens
max 11x insult possible while wearing shoes but not mittens and not talking
max 21x insult possible while wearing neither shoes nor mittens and not talking, bonus points if you throw the shoes at the person, extra bonus points if you don't miss, super extra bonus points if that person is a world leader
and add in a weird teethy grimace while you're at it
As a result, Sexy Garchomp was sentenced to serve as legal counsel for UBER's CEO. This way, Sexy Garchomp's sexiness would be of no use, except in exacerbating UBER's sexism problems, while UBER's CEO would have an incompetent legal defense. It was a win-win.
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habeas corpus is suspended until we find out whether jennifer aniston married kim kardashian in a ceremony officiated by leonard lincoln
...i think this is a celebrity of some sort? male actor probably